1)"Why, do tu find me irresistible?"
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I amor the segundo grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and tu actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
o just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know tu have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
7)"why, tu interested"? :) :)
8)That's not what your mom dicho last night.
9)'And...? This concerns tu because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it más as a statement than an offense.
10)At least I'm not a homophobe.
11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and dicho “ well honey, I guess tu would know better than anyone would since tu were biting the almohada last night.”
12)What tipped tu off, my great sense of style, biting wit o was it your GAYDAR honey?
13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a rosado, rosa streak within themselves.
15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella dicho "Oi are tu bent"
Quick reply was " Why have tu got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
16)"Is that a statement o a come-on?"
17)YES i am HAPPY have tu got a problem with that?
18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case tu didn't notice."
19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
20)o0o0o0o baby tu would know, then blow a kiss at them.
21)"And why exactly would tu want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game por trying to make a "Comeback".
22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
o there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
24)Say "Yea, so blow me"
25)"ooof, tu find me cute, don't tu ;)"
26)Just say, If tu don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that tu have splinters in your mouth.
27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
29)Don't hate Me because tu aren't me!
30)And you're what? Sad?
31)"In your dreams"
32)Well, if tu AREN'T gay o bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex tu are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
o -- "I don't know what tu need, but you're not going to find it here."
o -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? tu pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
tu want to avoid respuestas that insult gay people. tu want an answer that insults o at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.
34)What kind of "cable" do tu get. It looks like tu have DSL.
35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly o happy, but I appreciate tu wanting to include me in your social group.
36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
37)Are tu dropping hints .. and if tu are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. lol .. hola not that I'm gay ..
38)You weren't complaining last night!
39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what tu want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
43)And you're point is.....
44)I'm sorry I know tu want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing más than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"
47)..and tu find me attractive?
48)'say'no I'm not gay, but hola but tu don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.
50)'thank god, I didn't think tu felt the same, come here lover!"
51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
53)Want my number?
54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to inicial than tu would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After tu agree with them, there is nothing más they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- tu name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When tu do not react, they can not hurt you.
56)How about "if tu have a problem with that, then tu are the one with the problem"
57)Pucker up and say " Your place o mine?"
58)Like Jerry Seinfeld dicho "not that there is anything wrong with that"
59)'So is your face!'
Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother o sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls tu gay with a genuine intention to hurt tu based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, o wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." o say "that's not my name at all, tu should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
63)"Not without cena and a movie first!"
64)Why? Are tu looking for a date?
65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like tu like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
66)"I never noticed before but tu have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought tu liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does amor anal!"
67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
68)Bend over and lets find out :P
69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll mostrar tu how it's done.
70)"would tu please excuse me, and walk away".
71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, tu can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.
75)I know tu are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
78)Why! I didn't know tu were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are tu giving me a physical appraisal?
79)Jack: "Hello, are tu Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
80)And you're about as straight as a circle.
81)So is your Dad, look how tu turned out.
82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
mostrando tu don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are tu GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for tu to find out they're not worth your time.
83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed por a big yawn.
86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
88)Are tu free Saturday night?
89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did tu find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, o did your neck throw up on you?"
"If tu were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
90)"Why, are tu interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do tu like me?
Why'd tu say that,are tu fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! actuación a whittle tough just cause tu can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH por the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that tu are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on tu say "that's funny tu are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
o "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do tu have something tu want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has dicho the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with tu being sexually attracted to women/men"
tu know what? I would absolutely amor to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
91)Is that an offer?
92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.
93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations tu aren't so stupid after all.
Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I amor the segundo grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and tu actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
o just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know tu have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
7)"why, tu interested"? :) :)
8)That's not what your mom dicho last night.
9)'And...? This concerns tu because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it más as a statement than an offense.
10)At least I'm not a homophobe.
11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and dicho “ well honey, I guess tu would know better than anyone would since tu were biting the almohada last night.”
12)What tipped tu off, my great sense of style, biting wit o was it your GAYDAR honey?
13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a rosado, rosa streak within themselves.
15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella dicho "Oi are tu bent"
Quick reply was " Why have tu got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
16)"Is that a statement o a come-on?"
17)YES i am HAPPY have tu got a problem with that?
18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case tu didn't notice."
19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
20)o0o0o0o baby tu would know, then blow a kiss at them.
21)"And why exactly would tu want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game por trying to make a "Comeback".
22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
o there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
24)Say "Yea, so blow me"
25)"ooof, tu find me cute, don't tu ;)"
26)Just say, If tu don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that tu have splinters in your mouth.
27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
29)Don't hate Me because tu aren't me!
30)And you're what? Sad?
31)"In your dreams"
32)Well, if tu AREN'T gay o bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex tu are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
o -- "I don't know what tu need, but you're not going to find it here."
o -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? tu pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
tu want to avoid respuestas that insult gay people. tu want an answer that insults o at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.
34)What kind of "cable" do tu get. It looks like tu have DSL.
35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly o happy, but I appreciate tu wanting to include me in your social group.
36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
37)Are tu dropping hints .. and if tu are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. lol .. hola not that I'm gay ..
38)You weren't complaining last night!
39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what tu want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
43)And you're point is.....
44)I'm sorry I know tu want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing más than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"
47)..and tu find me attractive?
48)'say'no I'm not gay, but hola but tu don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.
50)'thank god, I didn't think tu felt the same, come here lover!"
51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
53)Want my number?
54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to inicial than tu would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After tu agree with them, there is nothing más they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- tu name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When tu do not react, they can not hurt you.
56)How about "if tu have a problem with that, then tu are the one with the problem"
57)Pucker up and say " Your place o mine?"
58)Like Jerry Seinfeld dicho "not that there is anything wrong with that"
59)'So is your face!'
Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother o sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls tu gay with a genuine intention to hurt tu based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, o wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." o say "that's not my name at all, tu should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
63)"Not without cena and a movie first!"
64)Why? Are tu looking for a date?
65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like tu like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
66)"I never noticed before but tu have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought tu liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does amor anal!"
67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
68)Bend over and lets find out :P
69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll mostrar tu how it's done.
70)"would tu please excuse me, and walk away".
71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, tu can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.
75)I know tu are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
78)Why! I didn't know tu were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are tu giving me a physical appraisal?
79)Jack: "Hello, are tu Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
80)And you're about as straight as a circle.
81)So is your Dad, look how tu turned out.
82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
mostrando tu don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are tu GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for tu to find out they're not worth your time.
83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed por a big yawn.
86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
88)Are tu free Saturday night?
89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did tu find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, o did your neck throw up on you?"
"If tu were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
90)"Why, are tu interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do tu like me?
Why'd tu say that,are tu fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! actuación a whittle tough just cause tu can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH por the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that tu are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on tu say "that's funny tu are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
o "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do tu have something tu want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has dicho the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with tu being sexually attracted to women/men"
tu know what? I would absolutely amor to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
91)Is that an offer?
92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.
93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations tu aren't so stupid after all.
Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when tu say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. tu look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and tu never get tired of being with us.
4. I amor tu and only you.-Well, tu guys get the picture.
5. I will be with tu forever.
6. tu have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. tu shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for tu to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. tu look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and tu never get tired of being with us.
4. I amor tu and only you.-Well, tu guys get the picture.
5. I will be with tu forever.
6. tu have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. tu shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for tu to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when tu want to get kicked out of the DMV. por Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy siguiente to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people siguiente to tu look at tu funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down siguiente to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorito! mostrar the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostrar number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy siguiente to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people siguiente to tu look at tu funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down siguiente to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorito! mostrar the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostrar number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Hello everyone and welcome to the siguiente half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.
So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
