6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the campana (The bell)
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend
7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
tu know how it is
I hate this, tu hate this
My sister is por my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't tu know it
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
[Chorus]
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today
Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end
M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front asiento (In the front seat)
In the back asiento (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing por is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five minutos late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all
[Chorus x2]
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the campana (The bell)
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend
7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
tu know how it is
I hate this, tu hate this
My sister is por my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't tu know it
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
[Chorus]
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today
Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end
M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front asiento (In the front seat)
In the back asiento (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing por is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five minutos late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all
[Chorus x2]
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which mes do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From oveja and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) ardilla fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the trono in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which mes do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From oveja and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) ardilla fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the trono in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys tu all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I dicho horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a segundo chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if tu don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten tu o go after tu if tu don't don't worry
but if tu do forgive me tu wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't reportar me please just read the articulo and don't reportar me I wont be mean ever again
if tu guys forgive me awesome if tu don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if tu do forgive me tu wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't reportar me please just read the articulo and don't reportar me I wont be mean ever again
if tu guys forgive me awesome if tu don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never dicho tu NEED a nose job. I just dicho it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could tu excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have dado someone like tu a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I fecha just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never dicho tu NEED a nose job. I just dicho it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could tu excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have dado someone like tu a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I fecha just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call tu forth.
Hoping tu are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call tu forth.
Hoping tu are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's música teacher once dicho of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school baloncesto team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mes and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's música teacher once dicho of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school baloncesto team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mes and dropped out forever.
