Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 estrella hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving tu a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that tu are able to function relatively well. However, tu are still parched. tu can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a hamburguesa con queso and a side of fries.
2 estrella hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. tu may look okay but tu have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee tu chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though tu have a nice demeanour about the office, tu are costing your employer valuable money because all tu really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and escritura basura e-mails.
3 estrella hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. tu are definitely a el espacio cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks por tu gag because her perfume reminds tu of the misceláneo ginebra shots tu did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked tu out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if tu were in your cama with a dozen donas and a litre of coca cola watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coca cola - yet tu haven't peed once.
4 estrella hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and tu can't speak too quickly o else tu might honk. tu have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted tu for being late and has dado tu a lecture for reeking of booze. tu wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that tu missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like tu put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes tu look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. tu would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. inicial time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, o 3. A time machine so tu could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 estrella hangover (aka Dante's 4th circulo, círculo of Hell) *****
tu have a segundo heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits siguiente to you. Death seems pretty good right now. tu can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your camisa, camiseta and making tu dizzy. tu still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least tu think it's toothpaste crust. tu don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at tu and your co-workers think that your dog just died because tu look so pathetic. tu should have called in sick because all tu can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 estrella hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving tu a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that tu are able to function relatively well. However, tu are still parched. tu can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a hamburguesa con queso and a side of fries.
2 estrella hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. tu may look okay but tu have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee tu chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though tu have a nice demeanour about the office, tu are costing your employer valuable money because all tu really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and escritura basura e-mails.
3 estrella hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. tu are definitely a el espacio cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks por tu gag because her perfume reminds tu of the misceláneo ginebra shots tu did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked tu out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if tu were in your cama with a dozen donas and a litre of coca cola watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coca cola - yet tu haven't peed once.
4 estrella hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and tu can't speak too quickly o else tu might honk. tu have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted tu for being late and has dado tu a lecture for reeking of booze. tu wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that tu missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like tu put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes tu look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. tu would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. inicial time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, o 3. A time machine so tu could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 estrella hangover (aka Dante's 4th circulo, círculo of Hell) *****
tu have a segundo heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits siguiente to you. Death seems pretty good right now. tu can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your camisa, camiseta and making tu dizzy. tu still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least tu think it's toothpaste crust. tu don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at tu and your co-workers think that your dog just died because tu look so pathetic. tu should have called in sick because all tu can manage to do is breathe....very gently
I was bored =/ I tried to put just the people that I see around most as opposed to people that only pop in every now and then so if I didn’t put tu in it, I’m sorry
LPers, BLers gather here
And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing tu should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before tu decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
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And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing tu should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before tu decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
