Cinema Snob - My little poni, pony (the bad verison)

Sorry it took me so long to make this. I was too busy with other fanfics, and I forgot about this one.

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arco iris Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arco iris Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 4

The Race To Save Pinkie Pie

Everything just seemed like an ordinary day, until

Rainbow Dash: tu know what's better than chocolate?
Pinkie Pie: What?
Rainbow Dash: Nothing. Chocolate...

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arco iris Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arco iris Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 3

Discorded navidad

Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.

Discord: What do tu know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That...

P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: tu had to kill him. tu couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well tu better if tu want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a poni, pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: tu know what you're...

1- Foreword
Find everything about arco iris Dash in this guide.

2- The appearance of arco iris Dash
Rainbow Dash has a arco iris colored mane and tail. The mare Dash's eyes are pink. arco iris Dash is a blue and beautiful mare.

3- arco iris Dash's family
Rainbow Dash has a father named Bow Hothoof and a mother named Windy Whistles. The Mare's Parents live in Claudsteyle. arco iris Dash has no siblings. But Scootaloo from the cutie mark club adopted her as an older sister.

4- Kind of arco iris Dash
As we all know, there are three types of ponies in Equestria. Winged ponies, horned ponies and earth ponies. Rainbow...

Once more. Takes place joining an episode..
By the way. In this one. Derpy reveals to be his only known cousin. I know it's probably weird. But I have ways of having it work for the series..
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Everyone is preparing for the show.
Master Sword: Well almost ready.


Rainbow: Careful Derpy. Don't want to cause anymore damage then tu already have.
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong *lightning zaps*
Rainbow: Yeah. It's a mystery... Same as why Saten Twist recommended you.
Derpy: Because I'm awesom- *accidently knocks everything...