Zecora gets Strip Tease (just for laughs)

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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't mover out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and tu as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with tu after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No poni, pony payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German poni, pony 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will tu be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, por 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...

You're now chatting with a misceláneo stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, tu can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a dragones wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...

The race contined on for ten más laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do tu think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuto later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, tu get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank tu so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...

aguardiente de manzana, applejack awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did tu find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a chaqueta to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...

Apparently the plan did not work. Con went to a place where Hattan went, while Berry Goodnight wanted nothing to do with him.

Con: Stupid Berry, I'll stop Hattan Scaramanga without her help. *disguises himself as Hattan*
korean captain: Ah, Miss. Scaramanga. tu look beautiful today.
Con: Thank you. Now I have something to tell you.
korean captain: What might that be?
Con: I just met somepony that will be disguised as me. He works for the C.I.E, and his name is Con Mane.
korean captain: Understood. We will take care of him once we see him.
Con: Thank tu *leaves*
Hattan: Who was that pony?
Korean...