My new OC Ground Coffee

"Here we are, dearest." Discord says softly as he carries Pinkie Pie towards the door to their hotel room. Mr. and Mrs. Cake had chipped in almost all of their bits to pay for our honeymoon after the wedding.

"No, no. I couldn't, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. You're too kind. My mom and dad already offered to pay for the wedding and now tu want to pay for Dizzy's and my honeymoon?"

Mrs. Cake shook her head, her swirly ice cream-styled rosado, rosa mane moving with it. She looked at Mr. Cake who had a shocked expression on his face. It seemed he really wanted to give me this opportunity.

"Pinkie Pie," My boss, Mr....

Shining Armor: Surprise! Twily, did tu like the scavenger hunt?

Twilight: It was perfect! Just like old times, except even better because this time I got to share it with my best friends! There's just one thing missing, isn't there?

Shining Armor: What's that?

Twilight: Mmmm, the book prize at the end!

Shining Armor: [laughs] There's still a prize, but it's a little different this time.

Twilight: Oh. I don't understand.

Pinkie: [giggles quietly]

Cadance: All the places we sent tu today had something in common.

Twilight: Hmmm... First we went to the schoolhouse...

Pinkie: [trembling]

Twilight: And then...