The girls as humans

"What's new P?" Con asked. P then told Con about three old stallions driving around Equestria killing agents from nearly every spy organization. "We've tried contacting Sunny, but she won't reply." "That can't be good." Con said, "I'll go see if she's allright." So Con drove to where Sunny lived, and then the he saw the hearse, a '79 Coltillac. They stayed behind Con for a while, but on a sharp turn things got worse. The coche fúnebre got siguiente to Con's car, and rammed into it. Con rammed the hearse, and almost got it to go off the road. A little while later they got towards a road work crew. Con got...

I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If tu read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before tu quit. If tu do plan on lectura through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.












I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think...

Not all of the shorts that tu will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope tu enjoy all four of them.



Wings

Applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth magdalena tu had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, aguardiente de manzana, applejack went to...

The woodland critters continue decorating their árbol and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. tu came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing tu anymore favors and I'm not letting tu give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: tu heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if tu and your lady...

Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... Phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!

Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!

Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so.

Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!

Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we celebrated earlier doesn't mean tu drink ALL the wine.

Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would tu mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients...

I'm not gonna mince words, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Twilight can go straight to Tartarus!

Here's the thing, I don't wanna hate her, but the fact is what she did to Sunset Shimmer at the end of EG1 (before she helped her out of the crater which doesn't mean anything as far as I'm concerned) is just too much. It didn't bother me much at first, but the más I thought about, the más it just pissed me off.

You now, Twilight walks around with her fancy 'Princess of Friendship' título and thinks she above everyone else, especially Sunset Shimmer. She and everybody condemns her for turning...

Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did tu succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did tu get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!

At Sonic's house

Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*
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