Saten Twist Adventures Season 4 Epsode 2 PART 2:

posted by Canada24

THE siguiente MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a más mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, tu were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little red poni, pony smiled with joy in his eyes!

Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out! My future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the context of this scene.. It's bad!

Trixie: ... Future wife.

Saten: Yeah, I see tu being m-

Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.

Saten (annoyed): Just get out!

Squirrely: But tu two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical navidad gift ever!

Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.

Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!

Saten (annoyed): We don't care!

Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.

Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.

Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.

Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.

Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on navidad Day.

Mousey: So soon!

Skunky: How delightful!

Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!

Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]

Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.

Saten: (annoyed facepalm)

Critters: Awwww.

Beary: But we got to have a manger.

Rabbity: Can tu do it, guys. Can tu build us a manger? Huh?

Critters: (Cheers)

Narrator: "Of course we will build tu a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!

Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.

Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.

Saten and Trixie is such a cute couple.. Even in a South Park retelling..

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MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS poni, poni, pony SCRIPT PART 4 poni, poni, pony SCRIPT FINAL STORY!

posted by rainbowdhbrony1

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE tu HIDING queen CHRYSALIS I KNOW tu ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL tu FLUTTERSHY IS SHE expiró HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT amor "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND tu CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
RAINBOW DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE tu DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME tu I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE-...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 12

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so tu were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - tu sure tu killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? hola my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - tu guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will mover on for defence. But tu won't do it. I will send tu to Russia. I want tu to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust tu gents. mover out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...

MLP Fanart

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Admitting the False Truth starring Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and Spike

posted by Windrises

Notes: My Little poni, pony is owned por Hasbro and created por Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that tu enjoy and comment.

Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer hanged out with Rarity. Rarity gave Twilight Sparkle some fancy capes that she designed for Twilight to wear at fancy events. Starlight Glimmer noticed that Spike kept staring at Rarity and drooling. Rarity oddly didn't notice that.

Twilight dicho "Thanks Rarity. These outfits will be shown off at the siguiente Grand Galloping Galla."

Rarity dicho "I look adelante, hacia adelante to that. I hope that Trenderhoof...

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arco iris dash

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PONIES

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mariposa Effect - Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Once tu wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.

Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...

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Project GATE Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Central Commandment Center
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Dan - I see...
Void - That's all what happend. tu didn't called me because of that tho... Right.
Dan - tu know me too well Captain Void. tu see RMP have us closed down now. With help of KGB and German Special Forces (GSF) were pretty much closed down as military.
Void - I knew that Rose is a rat.
Dan - And you're at fault.
Void - What? She obviously is a dog of RMP!
Dan - The perros are in your Squadron. cuervo and Sunshine.
Void - What... No... Their my friends...
Dan - *gives him files* and were Commanders in RMP. Listien RMP with reciente activities of army can call government...

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Project GATE Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to mostrar tu the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As tu all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....

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amor triángulo, triángulo de (Flash X Twilight)

posted by Mylittlecute12

(In Equestria)
Twilight was eventually starting to get used to her HUGE castillo and was strolling through Ponyville with a few thoughts roaming through her mind. "I miss Flash.." "Will I ever see him again?.." "Does...he even like me?" She was starting to get sad. But soon got cheered up when she remembered that the portal is open any time and she has it in her castle. Twilight immediately ran inside her castillo and saw Spike lectura one of his comics. She trotted normally over to the room with the portal. Twilight was about to enter, until Spike came walked into the room. "Twilight?" The young...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed por Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, o not.

My Little Pony: Zombies...

MLP Crossover

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Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to tu in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do tu want to talk...

dulces Sunshine's tale

posted by Aph-Finland

Candy Sunshine

at Alicorn City, there is a young poni, pony named dulces Sunshine. her mother Gem Sunshine wanted her to see the land of Equestria and every poni, pony there. when she got on the train her mother was crying tears of joy and waving her hoof in the air. meanwhile at PonyVille, Every poni, pony was trotting and flying in ponyville. the mane 6 was standing siguiente to the train station. they knew a train was not coming to pick them up to go to Canter-lot because it was early in the morning and the train driver might still be sleeping. "the train is not coming every pony" Twilight said. every poni, pony started to be sad....

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 5

Friends till the (bloody) end.

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Being freed por Equestrian agent and dado direct orders to eliminate Dan himself. On paper it was easy...
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-00:65
-Helicopter
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Pilot - Time for tu kids good luck.
Lightning - aye... deploy.

-ground level, Shadowknight castle-

Bluewave - Isn't that too easy?
Darkness - *looks up on Castle* hm.
Thanathos - I sense alot of Ponies inside armed...
Lightning - They expect us...
Whiteheart - Is it all coming down to this...
Darkness - Tch... We can't back off now *smiles to everyone*
Lightning - An infamous Killer Darkness can smile? *laughs*
Whiteheart - Let's go....

The poni, pony Hamsterdance

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The video starts off with my three favorito! ponies.

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My Little Pony - La Magia de la Amistad

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Dan Rants. Episode 2 : The Troll Drama, Stupidity overload and some anime.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will mover más because of my not typical work. May mover soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The fanpop Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...