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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little poni, pony franchise and the batman franchise are not owned and created por me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight dicho "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy dicho "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

arco iris Dash dicho "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie dicho "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and dicho "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle dicho "This cake should be much better than your anterior cake."

Mr. Cake nervously dicho "I'm sorry about selling tu a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and dicho "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "It seems like tu arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike dicho "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased por Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He dicho "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker dicho "This is más than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord dicho "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Welcome Discord. I hope that tu enjoy your birthday party."

Discord dicho "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as tu didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and dicho "It's nice."

Fluttershy dicho "Thank goodness."

Discord dicho "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "What are tu talking about?"

Discord dicho "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord dicho "Because I amor chaos. tu wouldn't understand. Ponies like tu take away the fun in life por being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord dicho "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised por the ponies and Discord, but he was amused por it. The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "But I didn't hire a clown. Did tu hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie dicho "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker dicho "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and dicho "I'm Discord. I amor chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker dicho "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord dicho "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and dicho "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and dicho "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She dicho "Why did tu call me that?"

The Joker dicho "I'm sorry to confuse tu Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and dicho "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to arco iris Dash and dicho "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker dicho "Rarity tu remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity dicho "Why?"

The Joker dicho "Because tu both think that you're better looking than tu actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker dicho "It seems like tu forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike dicho "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and dicho "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and dicho "I amor this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and dicho "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for tu ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and dicho "I want tu 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make tu disappear."

Rarity angrily dicho "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "It's just a quick magic trick."

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie dicho "Are tu going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker dicho "Actually I'm going to take tu with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would tu sell us?"

The Joker dicho "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However tu will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously dicho "Are tu actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker dicho "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He dicho "Can tu at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and dicho "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily dicho "Then I must stop tu Joker."

The Joker dicho "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to puñetazo, ponche the Joker, but he missed. Discord dicho "Can tu stay put so I can puñetazo, ponche you?"

The Joker dicho "I would amor to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord dicho "You hurt me."

The Joker dicho "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord dicho "It appears that tu can't take away the ponies now tu weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily dicho "I demand tu to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and dicho "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker dicho "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord dicho "It seems like I'll have to defeat tu in a más simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at tu ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Thank tu for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought tu were."

Discord dicho "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity dicho "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and dicho "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and dicho "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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I know what tu may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large cuchillo was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when tu think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The título of this articulo clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad cine for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and tu don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet manzana, apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten más Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need más vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house siguiente to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did tu kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd tu do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money más then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting tu be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did tu do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. tu changed my voice...
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were tu watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did tu see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm arco iris Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: hola Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the cruzar, cruz eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do tu ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. por the way would tu watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't tu ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed por any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: hola yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell por your username.
1Indian1: No tu couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what tu do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine día for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing siguiente to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are tu going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: tu stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before tu hit the ball off the tee. If tu mess up your first shot, tu mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of tu already know, I've dado más than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight dicho to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand por my opinion that she was out of line when she dicho that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since tu left. He still rants about his inicial country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station por now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor lost his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
siguiente morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants tu to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. tu could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case galleta behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the bahía Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the bahía Bridge.
Sprocket: Do tu really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But tu gotta admit, Jack Londres Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want tu dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do tu think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the calle name.
Case Cracker: tu think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this poni, pony will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
siguiente morning

Gordon: *Calling Case galleta at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your culo over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he dicho he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two minutos after...
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