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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little poni, pony is owned por Hasbro and created por Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that tu enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect animales that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake dicho "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord dicho "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need tu to have 50 of your nicest cakes made por tomorrow."

Mr. Cake dicho "Are tu serious?"

Discord dicho "Yes."

Mr. Cake passed out.

Discord dicho "Is he okay?'

Mrs. Cake dicho "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready por tomorrow. Are tu sure tu have enough money?"

Discord dicho "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."

Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich dicho "Excuse me."

Discord dicho "Can I help you?"

Filthy Rich dicho "Indeed tu can. I need your help."

Discord dicho "Doesn't everybody?"

Filthy Rich dicho "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."

Discord dicho "Well what do tu want me to do about it?"

Filthy Rich dicho "I want tu to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the animales into savages o something."

Discord dicho "Why should I help you?"

Filthy Rich dicho "I'll share the spa profits with you."

Discord dicho "But this event is important for Fluttersy."

Filthy Rich dicho "Come on Mr. De Lancie."

Discord dicho "My name's Discord."

Filthy Rich dicho "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."

Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got inicial he sat around thinking about what he should do. He dicho "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."

The siguiente día Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Thanks for getting the cakes."

Discord dicho "Whatever."

Discord use his power to turn the animales into savage antagonists. Discord dicho "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever tu want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."

The animales attacked the ponies.

Rarity dicho "Savages."

The mayor dicho "We can't give the building to these animals."

Filthy Rich dicho "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."

Twilight dicho "I can't believe tu did this tu trader."

Discord dicho "Oh be quiet tu friendship fool."

Fluttershy dicho "What have tu done?"

Discord dicho "Don't worry."

Fluttershy dicho "If tu don't turn the animales back to normal I'll never be your friend."

Discord got sad and dicho "Really? Oh come on."

Filthy Rich dicho "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."

Discord dicho "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the animales back to normal. Discord used his power to make ángel Bunny attack Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich dicho "If tu get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."

Discord used his power to turn ángel back to normal.

Pinkie Pie dicho "The cakes taste like rocks."

Mr. Cake dicho "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.

Discord dicho "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He dicho "I'm sorry about everything."

Twilight dicho "I hope that tu learned something."

Discord dicho "I have learned something: Fluttershy is más important than hot tub time machines."

Twilight dicho "Well that's a unique thing to learn."

The siguiente día Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake dicho "How can I help you?"

Filthy Rich dicho "I want to use this place for a spa."

Mr. Cake passed out.
added by ChevalNoir
I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when tu think about how popular Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the lista of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957...
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The story starts off at AppleJack's farm, at cider season. AJ not allowing Derpy, Sword and Saten to have any cider.

"No más cider guys.. It has a risk of having alcohol." The blonde poni, pony said.

Saten: So?

"Well 91% of all drunk based chaos are caused por tu three." AppleJack replied.

Derpy, Saten and Sword all cheer and high five.

"Not what I meant. We need designated drivers." AppleJack said, and pulls out jar.

"You know the drill.. Whoever gets the black egg."

The three stick their hands in.

Sword: (sees it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Hey tu got it." Saten said, pointing the already obvious.

During a party...
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Everyone is praticing the wedding.

Princess Celestia: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Cadance will enter.

Princess Celestia: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare.

Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!

Shining Armor: Hey... has anyone seen Twilight?

[doors open]

Twilight Sparkle (angrily): I'm here! I'm not gonna stand siguiente to her! And neither should you!

Shining Armor: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's actuación like this.

Saten Twist: Maybe her period.

Derpy (her and Glaze were invited. Trixie two,...
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Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything tu guys wanna wishful?

Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.

The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.

Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?



Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)

Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.




Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..

Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.



Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving tu people the bird.

Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!

Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.






END OF EPISODE 2:

I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..

But who knows. He probably isn't..
added by Xavier5
Source: The Crossovers from: My Little poni, pony and Mew Mew Power and Production por Xavier Antonio
See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your colores bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If tu wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If tu wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is más than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what tu needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can mover the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything tu need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And tu don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything tu want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's más like...
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added by OuranAfterHigh
Source: Credit to someone on Deviantart
RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR friends I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE tu JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT tu WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST amor lectura YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T tu SAY tu HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT tu PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. tu will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. tu know it. 21st is last. tu ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
--

Joel - Can tu tell me how tu got an insider to mover Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one más job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the lobo pack. Those sluts estola all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if tu can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And segundo will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to heroes that was chosen por higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Valiente 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired por many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - hola Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- hola don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and tu weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until siguiente week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see tu all again!

Fluttershy, arco iris Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor