I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..
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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?
Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.
Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned por accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?
Applejack: Yeah. How can tu just be born with 'em?
Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!
Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.
Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.
Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!
arco iris Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!
Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!
Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]
Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is más powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!
Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]
Cadance: Do tu think we should call it off?
arco iris Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.
Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and arco iris Dash: [general agreement]
Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be más important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps tu should address your subjects and remind them of that.
Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry corazón before she leaves).
Shining Armor: [snoring]
Ditto: Shining Armor! Do tu have everything tu need for the ceremony?
Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!
Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the
Applejack: And we'll all help tu with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...
Rarity: That is, if tu can stay awake long enough to tell us how?
Ditto: Well, tu better hurry.
Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.
Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.
Luna: Good idea.
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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue actuación awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's lista in buscar of a solution.
Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).
Spike: hola Derpy).
Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!
Spike: What?
Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.
SPright: Riight.. tu have any ideas about estrella and Sun.
Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!
Spike: I'm serious.
Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.
Spike: Where IS Saten?
Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.
Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.
Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.
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CONVENIENT STORE:
Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?
Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a capuchino and a arándano, blueberry scone!
Cashier: I.. I only have chocolate chip.
Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!
Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)
Saten: (sighs and waits).
Voice: Still so angry, I see.
Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?
Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.
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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure tu are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]
Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!
arco iris Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.
Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws casco over misceláneo guard)
Royal guards: [whimpering]
Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way más stressful than I ever thought.
Fluttershy: I can only imagine.
Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.
Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?
Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do tu think, Shining Armor?
Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!
Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.
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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!
Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!
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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?
Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.
Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned por accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?
Applejack: Yeah. How can tu just be born with 'em?
Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!
Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.
Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.
Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!
arco iris Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!
Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!
Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]
Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is más powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!
Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]
Cadance: Do tu think we should call it off?
arco iris Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.
Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and arco iris Dash: [general agreement]
Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be más important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps tu should address your subjects and remind them of that.
Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry corazón before she leaves).
Shining Armor: [snoring]
Ditto: Shining Armor! Do tu have everything tu need for the ceremony?
Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!
Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the
Applejack: And we'll all help tu with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...
Rarity: That is, if tu can stay awake long enough to tell us how?
Ditto: Well, tu better hurry.
Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.
Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.
Luna: Good idea.
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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue actuación awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's lista in buscar of a solution.
Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).
Spike: hola Derpy).
Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!
Spike: What?
Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.
SPright: Riight.. tu have any ideas about estrella and Sun.
Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!
Spike: I'm serious.
Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.
Spike: Where IS Saten?
Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.
Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.
Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.
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CONVENIENT STORE:
Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?
Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a capuchino and a arándano, blueberry scone!
Cashier: I.. I only have chocolate chip.
Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!
Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)
Saten: (sighs and waits).
Voice: Still so angry, I see.
Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?
Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.
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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure tu are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]
Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!
arco iris Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.
Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws casco over misceláneo guard)
Royal guards: [whimpering]
Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way más stressful than I ever thought.
Fluttershy: I can only imagine.
Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.
Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?
Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do tu think, Shining Armor?
Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!
Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.
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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!
Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
This is Papillon
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. tu need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew tu your whole life.
Saten: tu mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew tu your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, tu always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) tu were drunk.
Saten: If it makes tu feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if tu say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. tu need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew tu your whole life.
Saten: tu mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew tu your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, tu always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) tu were drunk.
Saten: If it makes tu feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if tu say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
