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The Cops Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tony Wineglass plays as Lewis Lee

Chimney Sweep Plays as Bob Stone

Sam Phillips plays as Shawn Baldwin

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the pictures above were driving this car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me más booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Lewis: What the hell is this?
Bob: A robbery at this time of night?
Shawn: What the hell is going on?
Lewis: Shh!
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin Guarino.
Bob: No!
Shawn: We just put him in jail.
Bob: Now we're gonna send him to hell!

Outside of the bank.

Lewis: Wait for him. No other cops are around. Lay low, he won't see us.
Benjamin: *Steps out of the bank*
Shawn: *Runs out of the car* BEN!!!
Benjamin: *Running*
Shawn: *Catches him, and slams his head into a muro five times* You're supposed to be in jail!! *Pushes him onto the sidewalk, and grabs a Walther. He shoots seven bullets into Benjamin's head*
Lewis: *Watching Shawn drag Ben back to the car. Everything pauses in place as he begins to narrate*

As far as I can remember, I always wanted to be a cop.

Song: link

Everything turns to black for the opening credits

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

In Association With Jade_23

A WindWakerGuy430 fan Fiction

The Cops

Starring SeanTheHedgehog's Tony Wineglass as Lewis Lee
WindWakerGuy430's Chimney Sweep as Bob Stone
SeanTheHedgehog's Sam Phillips as Shawn Baldwin
Octavia Melody as Mackenzie
Jade_23's Nikki West as Edwina Warbucks
And featuring two new OC's Benjamin Guarino, and Leonard Plesance

Benjamin Guarino

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake apuntalar, costa Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have tu worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have tu ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, tu are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, o evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, o send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered por steam....

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful día in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering más ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: tu really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot tu in the arm! Why aren't tu bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who tu calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot por a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more o less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having tu help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for tu to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' poni, pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot siguiente week! Which means she must have these outfits por día after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... tu lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

misceláneo Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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Saten Twist Adventures..

posted by Canada24

Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...

9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red poni, pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H hola aguardiente de manzana, applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are tu drunk o something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* tu really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...

misceláneo Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: EQD

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arco iris Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her por thinking she was a ghost. arco iris Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are tu dreaming about the time tu thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope tu don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure tu don't get...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 52 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see tu again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did tu start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...

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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a nube of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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Awesome poni, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome poni, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and más time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a poni, pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help tu with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do tu mean por that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did tu ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did tu ever realize that the reason they laugh at tu is because of what tu do?
Clown: What are tu talking about?
Bob: They way tu dress, what tu do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: tu got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned por two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than tu my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of tu to say Burt.
Bob: So what do tu plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely mover back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. tu should have had Jerry mostrar up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to cena tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....

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Luaghter Song Lyrics (Giggle at the Ghostly)

posted by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my almohada
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie dicho that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, tu gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt tu
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...

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botella doble, botella doble, magnum Force Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Frank Pollanchio

A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: tu want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best poni, pony we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something tu got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well tu can't just stop him, and arrest him. tu got to be creative. There's a reason...

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Ditto returns, Chapter 19

posted by Canada24

"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger dicho evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded por biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered por this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather o not she REALLY thought it was funny, o was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.