Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:11 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: Game number 2. A relay race. tu must run from the flatcar, to the boxcar, and back to your teammates. In order to make your teammates go, tu have to hoofbump them. Is everyone ready?

Everyone is ready

Pete: Three! Two! One! GO!
Hawkeye: & Stylo: *Running siguiente to each other*
Ponies: *Cheering for their teammates*
Hawkeye: *Reaches the boxcar first, and runs back to Orion*
Stylo: *Makes it to the boxcar, and runs back to Snowflake*
Snowflake: Come on Stylo, you're falling behind!
Hawkeye: *Hoofbumps Orion* Go.
Orion: *Runs. He looks back to see Snowflake running*
Nicole: Come on Snowflake!
Stephanie: You're letting your brother beat you!
Snowflake: I'm not fast!
Nicole: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stephanie: Speaking of taking a shit, I gotta go.
Nicole: Hurry up!
Stephanie: *Runs to the bathroom*
Pete: *Blows his whistle* Disqualification! No one is allowed to leave until the race is over.
Stephanie: But I gotta use the bathroom!
Pete: Fine. Make it quick!
Stephanie: *Runs to the bathroom*
Pete: As for the rest of you, do some stretches.
Ponies: *Stretching*

Soon, they were able to mover onto the final game.

Pete: Both The Magnificent Less Than Sevens, and The Green Caterpillars have won once. This obstacle course is the tie breaker. Only the team leaders will compete in this, but don't think just because everyone is being excluded from this, it means that you're done with this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Oh no, because when this race is over, tu will be either jumping rope, o playing basketball. I set up several nets to the left.
Orion: *Looks to the left* Son of a bitch, he actually did.
Mirage: And they look like they came from a professional gym.
Pete: Actually, they did. We estola them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, are the team leaders ready.
Hawkeye: What's the prize?
Stylo: Yeah, tu never told us.
Pete: The winner gets a 1 week vacation, with extra pay. The loser has to stay an hora late, for a whole week.
Snowflake: I hope tu win Stylo, so that we can go on a romantic vacation.
Hawkeye: The romantic vacation is for me, and Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Go get him Hawk. *Kisses Hawkeye's cheek*
Hawkeye: I will.
Pete: 3! 2! 1! Go!!!
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Running*
Metal Gloss: Come on Hawkeye!! tu got it!!
Hawkeye: *Jumps, grabs a bar, and swings over a hole covered in mud*
Stylo: *Does the same, and is slowly catching up to Hawkeye*
Mirage: He's catching up Pierce! Go faster!!
Hawkeye: *Climbs a small flight of stairs set up with hay*
Stylo: *Falls down at the parte superior, arriba of the stairs, but goes after Hawkeye*

They passed two más staircases made out of hay. Stylo was getting left behind.

Snowflake: Come on Stylo! Catch up to him!!
Hawkeye: *Passes a section of tires*
Dan: Stylo's too far behind. Hawkeye won.
Hawkeye: *Passes the finish line*
Ponies: *Cheering, and running towards Hawkeye to congratulate him.*
Dan & Mirage: *Pick up Hawkeye, and carry him towards Snowflake's tower* Oh, he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow! Which nopony can deny!

siguiente day, Stylo, and Snowflake were in an excursion train. The engine they're using is 844.

Snowflake: If tu ran faster, tu could have caught him.
Stylo: Oh please, tu barely did shit to help out our team.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: *Stops at the station* tu missed the hole when throwing your frijol, haba bag, and tu did a lousy job at running.
Snowflake: I don't want to hear it.
Conductor: All aboard!
Stylo: Let's get to Council Bluffs. *Pulls the throttle*

The wheels slipped, and the train didn't move.

Stylo: What the? *Moves the throttle back, and pulls it again. The same thing happens* We're not moving at all.
Snowflake: You're moving the throttle too fast! Let me do it. *Slowly moves the throttle, and the train begins to move*

At the train yard

Mirage: *Working with Dan, uncoupling freight cars as they roll into the yard* To be honest though, I should thank you, and Snowflake for those disqualifications you've dado us, because I didn't have to do a thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Are all Hungarians as lazy as you?
Mirage: Oh shut up tu fucking Pollock!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails

Stephanie gets lost

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