AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.
Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. siguiente your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.
SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.
Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-
Diamond Tiara: So, do tu three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?
manzana, apple Bloom: Actually... Yeah
Tiara: tu three are... really.. Lucky.
Mark Crusaders: We are?!
Diamond Tiara: Yeah! tu get to explore all these options, learning who tu really are before you're stuck with something tu don't understand!
Bloom: But... you've done that, right?
Diamond Tiara: Yeah, 'cause I have my cutie mark!... And of COARSE it's the mark I want.. I am NOTHING like Saten in that way... I'm not clinically depressed at ALL!
Scootaloo: We never dicho tha-
Diamond Tiera: WELL I'M NOT!.. I don't hate my life at ALL!... I'M SO HAPPY! (eye twitches).
Sweetie Belle:... That's weird. Since we kind of overheard tu yesterday.
Diamond Tiara: (angered) Were tu trying to get your cutie mark in spying? Is that on your little chart?
Sweetie Belle: No! We were just worried about tu when tu lost the election, and then tu lost your friend, and then your mom yelled at you...
manzana, apple Bloom: We know tu wanna change, and we think we can—
Pipsqueak: [muffled] Help![door opens]
Pipsqueak: Cutie Mark Crusaders! I was at the school board meeting and they didn't approve my request for the new playground equipment!
Sweetie Belle: Why not?
Pipsqueak: There's no money in the budget! So I checked my Peggy bank to see if I had enough bits, but my little Peggy wasn't nearly full enough!
AppleBloom: Who carries a peggy around anymor-
Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Pip!
Scootaloo: We'll meet tu back at Bloom: And help tu find a solution!
Pipsqueak: Thanks, Cutie Mark Crusaders!
Diamond Tiara: Oh, I already HAVE a solution!... Our new student poni, pony president is gonna be kicked out of office, and I'll be reinstated!.. (Runs out)
Scootaloo: Where's SHE going!?
manzana, apple Bloom: Where do tu think?! C'mon! After her! (she and Scoots run after her)
Sweetie Belle: Wait for m- WE HAVE STAIRS!? (trips and falls down the stairs, painfully)
Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. siguiente your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.
SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.
Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-
Diamond Tiara: So, do tu three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?
manzana, apple Bloom: Actually... Yeah
Tiara: tu three are... really.. Lucky.
Mark Crusaders: We are?!
Diamond Tiara: Yeah! tu get to explore all these options, learning who tu really are before you're stuck with something tu don't understand!
Bloom: But... you've done that, right?
Diamond Tiara: Yeah, 'cause I have my cutie mark!... And of COARSE it's the mark I want.. I am NOTHING like Saten in that way... I'm not clinically depressed at ALL!
Scootaloo: We never dicho tha-
Diamond Tiera: WELL I'M NOT!.. I don't hate my life at ALL!... I'M SO HAPPY! (eye twitches).
Sweetie Belle:... That's weird. Since we kind of overheard tu yesterday.
Diamond Tiara: (angered) Were tu trying to get your cutie mark in spying? Is that on your little chart?
Sweetie Belle: No! We were just worried about tu when tu lost the election, and then tu lost your friend, and then your mom yelled at you...
manzana, apple Bloom: We know tu wanna change, and we think we can—
Pipsqueak: [muffled] Help![door opens]
Pipsqueak: Cutie Mark Crusaders! I was at the school board meeting and they didn't approve my request for the new playground equipment!
Sweetie Belle: Why not?
Pipsqueak: There's no money in the budget! So I checked my Peggy bank to see if I had enough bits, but my little Peggy wasn't nearly full enough!
AppleBloom: Who carries a peggy around anymor-
Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Pip!
Scootaloo: We'll meet tu back at Bloom: And help tu find a solution!
Pipsqueak: Thanks, Cutie Mark Crusaders!
Diamond Tiara: Oh, I already HAVE a solution!... Our new student poni, pony president is gonna be kicked out of office, and I'll be reinstated!.. (Runs out)
Scootaloo: Where's SHE going!?
manzana, apple Bloom: Where do tu think?! C'mon! After her! (she and Scoots run after her)
Sweetie Belle: Wait for m- WE HAVE STAIRS!? (trips and falls down the stairs, painfully)
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. tu realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find amor in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS amor me.
Ditto: tu got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. o hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck tu too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. tu realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find amor in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS amor me.
Ditto: tu got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. o hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck tu too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
