On The Block Episode 24 Part 4 - My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular día at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help tu pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting más ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need más gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once tu finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one más paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*

On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.

Corporal Agarn: hola Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they dicho they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank tu Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, at the Hikawi Camp

Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see tu two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came por to see the ammunition tu have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told tu Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want tu to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*

To be continued in the siguiente episode.

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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The Seven Up's part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rice's siguiente part of his plan was to kidnap a police officer. Buddy, and his group was nearby

Buddy: I heard we're supposed to get a snowstorm in a couple of days.
Ringo: Oh no
Buddy: We shouldn't be getting much.
Cop 2: *walking down street*
Rice: *pulls up*

Rice, and Clint estola a cop car, and were dressed as police officers.

Rice: Excuse me, sir?
Cop 2: What?
Rice: *punches cop*
Clint: *puts cop in car*
Buddy: Whoa. What's going on there? *runs off*
Cop 3: What are tu doing?
Buddy: This stallion is disguised as a cop, and is being arrested for interfering with the police *drives off*
Buddy: *shows...

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Ponyville Military Ch. 2

posted by Dragon4322

"NO AND YOU ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND....

Third día of the war it seems the Government of Ponyville gave our Military what they call /standard issued/ helicopters. Well i knew of them in magazines and newspapers but didn't know the Government would now supply so many to the Ponyville Military. once these hovering machines fell in the hooves of my best friend and commander she saw it as an advantage for earth ponies to use so they too could go from one battle front to another. Fourth día we shipped out and since i couldn't fly yet i too was out on a helicopter. But since i was lieutenant it was the one in front of all the rest, And...

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The last solstice - Chapter 25: That fateful día

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 25: That fateful day

Now listen carefully, because I will only tell it once! I already told my sister in the past and now to you, but never again to anypony else! I wouldn’t tell this story for the third time even to the Creator herself!

Of course, my soul and body wasn’t always scarred and burned like this, once I was a proud poni, pony like you… my happiness was a beautiful kingdom, a dear sister and a faithful student…

Come with me into the past, and I will take tu to that fateful día which changed everything…

It happened long ago… so long hace now. I was returning...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 2 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, o not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first día working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers: *gather...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye's engine

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are tu the new fuego mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another poni, pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, tu must be my new fuego mare.
Coffee...

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Flame Air

posted by FlameMusical123

Hi! I'm new here. Call me Flame. My first post was a picture called 'Meet Flame Air'. This is to introduce her properly.

Name: Flame Air
Coat color: Sunshine yellow
Eye Colors: Blood red(left), sky blue(right)
Hair Colors: Tangerine orange, ruby red
Cutie Mark: 2 musical notes (forgot their names)
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Hairstyle
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Flame's hairstyle has a rig-shaw like design. Sort of like Mordecai from Regular Show.
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Origin
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Flame used to live in Manhattan, till her family got fed up with the insults thrown...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 5

posted by applejackrocks1

Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here tu go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits siguiente to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking tu somewhere where tu can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: tu brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 3

posted by applejackrocks1

Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are tu doing here? Oh wait! tu work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought tu were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 2

posted by applejackrocks1

An hora later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....

Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 minutos later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...

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Dirty Harry part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The siguiente morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another poni, pony was killed por Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his siguiente move.
Captain: Listen up tu two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell tu that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if tu can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...

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Blue Bolt's Adventures

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, ready for fun!

OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!

Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope tu can fix the door tu destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while tu get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed por some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV mostrar I saw.

Next were three artículos I publicado which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's hard to do what tu can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once tu get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few más months. The año was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge fan of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own fan character. My account name is the same as...

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Slycall part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake

Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are tu sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did tu find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....

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A amor Story: Part 3

posted by applejackrocks1

Back to the story.....

Brawny: Applejack, tu stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a segundo girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let tu go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want tu to die with pain, Sugarlame.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do tu think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two más races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think tu all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy más stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without arco iris Dash, Daredevil will have...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met por other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do tu know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of tu could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: tu all will stay...

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The last solstice - Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep por a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his cama rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few segundos to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep lectura it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...

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The last solstice - Chapter 3: Solitude

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude

Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess dicho that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two spies went on until they reached the el espacio ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: tu already are *gets in disguise*
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