Nick Rants: Disney's Descendants - My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad - fanpop

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posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another Nick Rants! Today we're going to be ranting about a BUNCH of things about Disney's Descendants.

So let's get the plot. Four children of disney villains (They are the children of The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella De Vil) are sent to Prep School to get reformed. As soon as I saw this trailer, I could tell the film would suck f*****g hard!

Well, let's talk about the problems with this!

#1 - If tu watch the trailer, why is it the troublemaker kids are mostly POC, and the Prep School kids are about 90% white? Unfortunate Implications much? I hope this was just a miscasting, o else it proves that disney is still f*****g racist!

#2 - Why do they need to be "reformed" por Prep School Jocks and Valley Bimbos?! Let's take individuals with más character than just "nice" and make them into Mary Sues and Gary Stus!

#3 - The song for this movie was terrible! It felt like 1D made a collaboration with Justin Bieber! Blech!

#4 - The only characters with any sense of individuality are the villains and the villain's children, and the ones without individuality are the descendants of the good guys. Seriously?! The main kid is the son of Beast and Belle, which should mean a smart but kind of hard-to approach personality, but because preteen idiots like males with no character (cough cough, Flash F*****g Sentry!), we're making him the bland-as-f*****g-mayonnaise character!

#5 - disney got people from the High S**t School Musical to work on this. That's a sin on itself.

Well, this movie is going to suck and it shows that disney doesn't give a f**k about their TV movies, and that preteen girls will buy anything as long as there are bland, white male characters in it!

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Windwakerguy430 I didn't have to watch the movie. I saw the trailer, and though this movie was f**king dumb instantly

BlondLionEzel @Windwakerguy430 These are the films problems in the trailer and every bit of information from Disney, who's been leaking all info about this movie, including the entire plot! Disney doesn't give a crap about this movie.

Windwakerguy430 I know. It just shows how Disney can set the bar so low. I didn't think they could get any worse after the other sitcoms on there

BlondLionEzel @Windwakerguy430 I agree.

mariofan14 Hell, at least it's not by Nick. They suck ass.

BlondLionEzel @Mariofan14 Nick sucks nowadays, it also sucks to share a name with them!

Jade_23 You know those movies that at first sound terrible, but once you watch it they are not? Well, there's probably a slight 8% chance this might be that movie.. I mean, this movie has more young viewers, so this can entertain their little minds.. I mean, come on, it's disney. Disney's Descendants I believe will be a popular movie for the young viewers, plus they'll think it's cool how they made Villains and Princesses have kids.. I just wonder from the villains, who's the father/mother? I mean, we can all agree on bestiality with Cruella. xD But on the other hand, I do agree with you. It's as if Disney ran out of ideas and created this. A disney version of Monster High. But hey, we all have different perspectives.

mariofan14 I have seen ads for this movie a bit often. Perhaps people, even this site, are a bit overhyped for this.

Jade_23 Yes.. I also wonder why they only chose those villains.. More would've been interesting.. What about Captain Hook? Or Ursula? The Queen of Hearts? Hans? Frollo? Or were they afraid to sound too much like Ever After High?

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 55 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 55

Hawkeye's Party

August 25, 1956

At 6:55 AM, most of the ponies were heading to...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 54 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Metal Gloss arrived at the yards, she was with Hawkeye in the freight train from Denver.

Orion: *Waiting for Metal Gloss to get off train*
Hawkeye: *Stops train, and jumps out* This engine is low on fuel, get it to the fueling depot.
Orion: Why me?
Hawkeye: Because you're the closest pony.
Orion: Why don't tu do it? I have a message from Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: What?
Orion: I dicho I have a-
Hawkeye: What's the message?!
Orion: Metal Gloss has to take engine 836 to the repair yards in Reno.
Hawkeye: Why not here?
Orion: They're occupied.
Hawkeye: Metal Gloss, Pete wants tu to take Engine 836...

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Ponies On the rails Episode 54 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 54

Nikki Saves The Day

August 21, 1956

One día in Pete's office.

Pete: *Signing papers*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 53 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As Hawkeye, and Stylo were driving the train out of Cheyenne, Hawkeye was able to continue the story.

Hawkeye: Alright, so as I was saying, this poni, pony named Anthony on Nikki's line was tricked por Coffee Creme.
Stylo: Frenchy tricked someone?
Hawkeye: Yeah. But before I get to that, let's go over some things.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Roger was told to take a freight train out of Chicagoat, but he didn't want the job, and crashed his engines into a wall.

His boss talked to him, and told him to behave, o else he would be fired. Now, he has to work in the yards, and Anthony was going to take over Roger's...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 53 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 53

Anthony, And The Important Passenger

August 20, 1956

Hawkeye was sitting with Stylo...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 51 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 51

Frenchies Do Not Like Pizza

August 13, 1956

Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing tu can hear, are some of the trains going through town.

Song: link...

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Awesome poni, pony Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

Burning Hot - SFM Ponies

added by Seanthehedgehog

Also starring some characters from Team Fortress 2.

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my little poni, pony

My Little Pony - La Magia de la Amistad

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 50 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gangster ponies in their cars waiting por the train track

Gangster ponies in their cars waiting by the train track

Nicole was driving her train towards Archer Hill. Near the tracks were a bunch of gangsters waiting in their cars.

They were playing a song on one of the radios: link

Gangster 2: Here comes the train.
Gangster 3: Right on time.
Gangster 1: What are we going to take?
Gangster 6: Money tu idiot. We're robbing all the money from the passengers. Get to your cars, and let's go! *Drives down to train tracks*
Nicole: *Notices gangsters* Here we go. *Drives train faster*
Gangster 4: *Driving up to engine*
Nicole: *Leans out window* What do tu want?
Gangster 4: We want some money ma'am. Can tu stop the...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 50 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling...

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Awesome poni, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on sofá lectura newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't tu tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked tu if we were going out to dinner, and tu were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured tu wanted to go.
Emily: What gave tu that idea?
Bob: I thought tu were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...

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My opinion on the Elements of Harmony

posted by Dudespie

So I was just thinking about the mane six and their elements and blah blah blah. So anyway, I just want to share my opinion with tu guys. Honestly, I think the elements hold the whole story of MLP together. The elements are basically the foundation for Friendship is Magic. In the first episode, the elements were what defeated Nightmare Moon. They also defeated Discord and did some other stuff.. But what if the Elements did not exist? Would MLP be good, worse, o better off without them? Sorry this was so short I kinda am slacking off on articulo escritura these days. What would MLP be like without the elements?

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 48 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nicole

Jeffery got the freight train to Portland on time. It was 3 AM when he arrived, and everything was dark. He was just about to uncouple his engines from the train, when he saw a mare laying close to the tracks, por two Northern Pacific diesels. Why she was there seemed like a mystery to Jeff, so he decided to investigate.

Jeff: Who's there?
Mare: *Looks up* Do tu work for the Union Pacific?
Jeff: Yeah, and I'm proud of it.
Mare: Well I'm Nicole. My special somepony named Ike is with me in this locomotive. We ran out of fuel, and we're trying to get away.
Jeff: But why are tu here?
Nicole: We're...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 48 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Zack

The siguiente day, the station was all set up for the party. Everypony was there to celebrate, except Jeff. He was on his way back to Cheyenne from St. Foalis.

Zack: *Arrives at station* Hola everypony.
Ponies: Hey. *Cheering*
Metal Gloss: Zack, I'm so glad tu could make it. Let me introduce tu to some of the ponies I work with.
Zack: Sure.
Metal Gloss: This is Stylo.
Stylo: And if you're wondering, the last name is Bevaria.
Zack: Nice to meet tu Stylo.
Metal Gloss: This is my boss Pete.
Pete: I arranged this whole party for tu when Metal Gloss told me about tu getting out of jail.
Zack: Thank...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

por the 1920's, música was beginning to change. Although most instruments were still being used from hundreds of years ago, they were being played in a different style.

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Many things were changing in The United States of Equestria during the 20's. Not only the music, but many inventions were being created, such as the radio, the car, the washing machine, and even advertising was invented.

Life was getting easier, but there were some downsides. The prohibition began, which outlawed alcohol, and many ponies began to form mafias. Crime was getting higher, and innocent ponies were being shot.

Despite...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the construction site, me, and Con were surrounded por Discord, and his soldiers.

Sean: So, you've been planning this your entire time.
Discord: That is correct. Now, tell me something. Why are tu two working together to defeat me?
Con: Why are tu asking us that?
Sean: He could be trying something.
Discord: Oh, but I won't mess up your mind, and turn your body grey, even though I would like to do that, but I digress.
Con: Out of all the places to take us for being killed, why this place?
Discord: Because tu two are going to walk to the parte superior, arriba of this building, jump off, and kill yourselves....

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We drove down to the Canterlot Train Station, and met P.

P: Good. You're right on time. *Sees arco iris Dash in blue corvette* Why is she here?
Sean: She brought all my gear along.
P: Alright, listen. I just received word from M.I.3 that Shadow The Hedgehog was spotted in Los Angeles. He's hanging out with a bunch of ponies from the hood, and is competing in a contest for best hot rod.
Con: Seems like Sean ain't the only one in classic rides.
Sean: tu got that right.
Rainbow Dash: Do I have to come along with you?
Sean: Yes. Usually, I do good in combat with tu por my side.
Rainbow Dash: *Blushes*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 45 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 45

The Trouble With Gordon

July 23, 1955

Gordon was using a telephone booth on the station.

Gordon: Is that tu Coffee Crème?... Oh good, I'm so glad I can talk to tu again.
Coffee Crème: *At a hotel in London* Merci. This meeting for female...

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botella doble, botella doble, magnum Force Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ryan, and Mercury

Previously in botella doble, magnum Force... Wait, why am I telling you? I could just give tu the link to the anterior part, and tu would know what was happening. Here: link

Okay, with that out of the way, Ryan, and Mercury were two police ponies on stakeout. They were looking at a hotel from another building, using a microscope.

Ryan: Nothing is happening so far.
Mercury: Good things come to those who wait.
Ryan: Why don't we forget about all this, and go buy some hotdogs?
Mercury: Because we're on a job, and we got to focus on it. Let me take over.
Ryan: Fine. *Leaves microscope*
Mercury: *Looks through...