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Saten Twist adventures: Season 2 episode 3... PART 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: hola cutie

Trixie: ... Saten?

Saten: tu dicho to call tu everyday, remember

Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call tu back, promise

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.

Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least tu still have me

Saten: Your making my skin crawl!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah. tu could be a big red Pegasus

Saten: .............................. (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the bed, feeling defeated).

Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I have an idea

Saten: (sarcastially) Yeah, because your last one was SOOOOO
well done.

Master Sword: (nievely) how nice of you..

Master Sword: And anyway. I may know someone on the inside.. So just hang in there

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Canada24's parte superior, arriba ten most badass actors..

posted by Canada24

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. tu really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him más in cine like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

Ponies!

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Source: Equestria Daily

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The Heist - Overkill Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*

-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-

Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's tu right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rata inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*

-Well. I rather think that this is más normal than chill life-

Joel -...

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Stop Motion Master Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a few days of training, Guy was back in his tent with Black Tuesday.

Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. tu just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't tu notice everyone else was behind tu when tu were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards...

PONIES

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mariposa Effect - Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. zorro, fox used poison. But segundo coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on mesa, tabla and points on manzana, apple pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can tu be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the manzana, apple pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While segundo part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster o something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new friends coming to registrarse the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* tu see what happens when tu touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

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Saten Twist: S3E4 PART 5

posted by Canada24

Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: más like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered estrella Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when...

Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When the shift was over, dulces was thinking about something.

Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell tu tomorrow.
Tim: Can't tu tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what tu have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 10 FIN

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is árbol that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but árbol fall under force*...

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Saten twist S3E3 part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] tu mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do tu have something tu need to say? tu seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As the group of heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, tu go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: tu got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the barco with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, tu go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of tu on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...

Ganger Returns: Part 3

posted by Canada24

"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.

"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would tu feel about being the siguiente captain?" Celestia asked.

".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.

"As tu may o may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter tu are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.

"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.

"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me mostrar tu to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is it

The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another poni, pony joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 101 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

CHiPs 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other poni, pony is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air por that grua, grúa in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 5

posted by Canada24

Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are tu studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] tu planning on being a professor o something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and limón Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Case galleta returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job tu three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would tu like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No más cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. siguiente day, Gordon was sleeping when Case galleta walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...

Awesome poni, pony pics

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On The Block Episode 26 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

culo culo Inn

Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the culo culo Inn, everyone was sad. A poni, pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a poni, pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...