CHiPs Part 7 - My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol

Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a poni, pony in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit por sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?
Master Sword: Oh yeah.
Gordon: *Hears his phone ringing* Answer that, will you?
Master Sword: *Answers phone* Hello
Tom: *At the warehouse* I lost the cops. I'm at the warehouse with the víbora, viper right now.
Master Sword: *To Gordon* Tom got the Viper.
Gordon: Good. *Shouts into the phone* We'll meet tu over there. *Drives to the warehouse*

Meanwhile at headquarters,

Sargent Getraer: *Sees Benjamin appear in his truck, and sees Frank sitting siguiente to him* What happened?
Frank: Caught on fuego Sarge. Webster is taking me to the hospital.

The Canterlot Highway Patrol has a mechanic named Harlan Arliss. He was taking Frank's motorcycle off of the back of Benjamin's truck.

Harlan: *Looks at the damage* My goodness. What happened here?
Sargent Getraer: The same thing that happened to Frank. It caught on fire. *To Benjamin* Alright, get him to the hospital.
Benjamin: *Drives to the hospital*

Meanwhile

Master Sword: This was an amazing plan.
Gordon: Yes it is. If only I thought of it sooner. *Arrives at the warehouse*
Master Sword: Still, its a great plan.
Gordon: *Stops at the warehouse, and sees the Viper* Wait a minute. *Gets out of the car, and looks at the back of the Viper* TOM!
Tom: *Walks over* tu didn't have to shout, I could hear- *Sees Gordon is very angry* you.
Gordon: *Points to the back of the car which has a dent on it* What is this?!
Tom: Oh, that. tu see, I had to get rid of the cops, so I bumped into one of their police bikes.
Gordon: I DON'T CARE!! I TOLD tu NO DAMAGE ON THE CARS!!! Take this back, and get another one!!!!
Tom: Alright, I'm going. *Gets in the Viper, and drives away*
Master Sword: So much for a simple job.
Gordon: I tell him to do one simple thing, and he doesn't do it.
Master Sword: And I thought I was dumb.
Gordon: Don't worry, tu still are.

2 B Continued

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for tu Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After escaping Discord I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what tu doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 4 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport siguiente to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because tu have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* tu thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No poni, pony jumps off a...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 3 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The new engines

siguiente morning, Pete's new engines arrived.

Pete: Ah perfect. Ok Gordon, time to take those engines back.
Gordon: Yes sir. *climbs in pacific*
Red rose: *watching* This is definetly going to anger Hawkeye.
Gordon: *takes engines back to St. Foalis*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Whoa, wait a minute, what's going on?
Red Rose: Gordon is taking the engines tu brought here away.
Pete: That's right. We have the new diesels I ordered.
Hawkeye: Oh great. Thanks.

But when Gordon arrived in St. Foalis.

B&O worker: *sees pacifics*
Gordon: Alright. We have new engines, and no longer need to use your engines. Thanks...

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Part 11

posted by Canada24

The five girls eventually reached a segundo room.

Soon reaching a dark, hallway like area, that was literary window less, except one, siting alone near the middle of the room.

"Boy, Changeling's don't have much since of hope do they" Rarity commented.

"Dosen't matter, let's just keep going" arco iris dicho racing ahead, she was quickly reaching the middle, cause the window was getting closer.

But once she passed the window, she suddenly crashed into someone.

But at that point the others carro up with her.

Rainbow Dash quickly saw that she crashed into Grimy, the Changeling from earlier.

"Back off!" Rainbow...

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Part 10

posted by Canada24

arco iris Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded por hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" arco iris Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask tu a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so tu owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do tu hump a train?
Hawkeye: tu don't. It goes down a colina which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutos later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another poni, pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animales to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain poni, pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did tu find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he estola a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

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Celestia and Bolt: The buscar for Luna

posted by Dragon-88

What arco iris Dash was doing to stay busy.

What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.

It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tenis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even arco iris Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...

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Under Pressure Part 2

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was in her room, lectura her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a cuchillo and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her cama and went to sleep. Another día tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...

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arco iris Dash presents: A Crossover part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, tu look just like me, but tu sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is tu from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...

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PART SEVEN: (of the Changeling's featured story)

posted by Canada24

Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" arco iris Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...

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the shy who loved me part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no tu don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are tu doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did tu know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...

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tu Know You're A Brony If...

posted by karinabrony

1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, tu say, ''You're...GOING TO amor ME!''.

2.) tu got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) tu go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever tu eat a arco iris colored dulces (for example, Skittles, agrio, agria Taffy, etc.) , tu think of arco iris Dash.

5.) Whenever tu see a Granny Smith apple, tu think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little poni, pony merchandise and they don't even know what it is, tu immediately pregunta them like, ''Who's your favorito! character?'' and ''Where did tu get it at?''.

7.) tu contribute to...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville-Part 2

posted by Dragon-88

arco iris Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

Rainbow Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

tu asked for a sequel, so here ya go! In the last one, Bolt got out of the house to meet everyone in an attempt to overcome his shyness. It worked, and he's being less shy as of now. He even has a girlfriend-Applejack. I know this is cute, so let's place this story around the mane six for a bit!

Pinkie: What am I gonna do today? I've played with the ball nineteen times already! Maybe Bolt can help me! (heads toward Blue Bolt's house)

Rainbow: SOARIN! Wanna play hide and go seek?

Soarin: No...You win every time, and that isn't fair!

Rainbow: I'm gonna die from boredom here!! Perhaps Bolt wants...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peckish

On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a mostrar going on

Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do tu mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?:...