culo culo Inn
Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.
Announcer: For those of tu that don't remember, the culo culo Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a mesa, tabla with Marisa* tu really look like this mare I fecha in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for tu to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.
As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.
Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did tu care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: tu just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless tu have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!
Half of the audience started booing.
George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.
They were set up in a building across the calle from Union Station.
George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did tu pick to be por the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do tu hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do tu mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.
After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.
Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.
Back at the culo culo Inn
Saten Twist: Since tu didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, tu each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the culo culo Inn* Well, I'll see tu guys later.
George: Where are tu going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the siguiente skit. tu gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The siguiente skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
2 B Continued
Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.
Announcer: For those of tu that don't remember, the culo culo Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a mesa, tabla with Marisa* tu really look like this mare I fecha in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for tu to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.
As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.
Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did tu care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: tu just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless tu have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!
Half of the audience started booing.
George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.
They were set up in a building across the calle from Union Station.
George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did tu pick to be por the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do tu hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do tu mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.
After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.
Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.
Back at the culo culo Inn
Saten Twist: Since tu didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, tu each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the culo culo Inn* Well, I'll see tu guys later.
George: Where are tu going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the siguiente skit. tu gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The siguiente skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
2 B Continued
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever o wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, o they are just trolling.
If tu people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever o wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, o they are just trolling.
If tu people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
