Grand Theft Ponies Part 1 - My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon

SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case galleta at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told tu that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hola Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case galleta with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon: Alright. We're on our way.
Case Cracker: *grabs glasses as he is leaving*
Gordon: *Turns off TV* Let's take your car.
Case Cracker: *Nods*

The both of them walked out of the house when a mail poni, pony arrived.

Postman: Mornin' Gordon.
Gordon: Hello. What have ya got?
Postman: The usual bills, and a letter from this mare I don't even know.
Gordon: Alright, give it to me, I'll put it in my house.
Postman: *Gives Gordon his mail*
Case Cracker: Hurry up.
Gordon: I will if tu shut up. *Runs into the house*
Case Cracker: *Gets into the driver's asiento of the car*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Let's do this.
Case Cracker: *Starts the car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *turns on radio*
News Reporter: This just in, the Rock Island Biker gang has attacked again. As a family of four were driving across the Golden Neigh Bridge, the Rock Island bikers shot up their car, and estola all the money in there.
Gordon: I hate those fucking bikers.

One minuto later, they got to the pizzeria

Case Cracker: *Enters pizzeria with Gordon* What cha' got for us this time Jim?
Jim: I've got a load of cocaine that needs to get safely to the airport. Unfortunately a friend of mine is very obsessed with that shit in Manehattan.
Gordon: This is pretty serious.
Jim: Yes it is. I've got a Lunicorn in the parking lot with the drugs, tu just gotta get it to the airport, and collect the money.
Case Cracker: And what are the terms?
Jim: None. Just get it to the airport, and give it to the pilot of this green aircraft. He'll pay tu seven thousand dollars. Once tu get the money, just come back here, and give it to me.
Gordon: Ok, we got it.
Jim: *gives keys to Gordon* Here are the keys to the car, and be careful.
Gordon: tu can count on us Jim. *leaves*

2 B Continued

Case Cracker

Case Cracker's car

Jim

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Pone Stuff

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Pone Stuff

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* hola Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard tu and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Granny Smith: tu ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're tu doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of heno, hay from you? I forgot to stock up on comida for Angel, and tu do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...

Awesome poni, pony Pictures

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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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Ponies

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 99 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I amor it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank tu for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...

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MLP/Anime

added by windwakerguy430

Source: MLP

On The Block Episode 25 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, tu need to screw up más when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to tu buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll mostrar an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, o just give tu the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: tu know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in arco iris Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't tu just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? tu didn't really have to carry me....

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I thought about it.. And I AM gonna post my Trixie's funhouse remake on this

posted by Canada24

Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is mostrando how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if tu were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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Awesome poni, pony pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

On The Block Episode 23 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to...

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Blondlionezel's parte superior, arriba 5 Least-Favorite Characters in Fiction

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This lista contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another parte superior, arriba list! Today, we're going over my parte superior, arriba 5 least favorito! characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are dado to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...

On The Block Episode 19 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did tu get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 9

posted by Canada24

Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What tu doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, tu NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go inicial and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk tu home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do tu still amor me!?...

On The Block Episode 18 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My Corvette

Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the anterior part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...

Awesome poni, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart, joyreactor