Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.
Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*
The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole.
Audience: *Cheering*
Chip: Beat that if tu will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Okay, watch this. *Hits ball that ricochets off of a tree, and goes very high into the air. It lands into the hole*
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Chip: Okay, I'm somewhat impressed. *Turns around, and rips his golf club in half*
Audience: *Laughing*
They finished the rest of the game, then went to the clubhouse.
Mitchell: So I tell him that if he ever comes into my bar again-
Otis & Chip: *Enter clubhouse*
Mitchell: Hi guys.
Otis: Talking to yourself again Mitch?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: A moment ago, somepony was here.
Chip: Well now the only ponies in here are you, me, and Otis.
Mitchell: *Looks around* I wonder how that happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: I don't know. Maybe they left?
Mitchell: That seems logical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Just then, the two female golfers Casey, and Elena walked into the clubhouse.
Otis: Hey.
Chip: hola yourself, I'm asking them out.
Casey: *Giggles*
Elena: There's two of us, and two of you. Why don't we double date?
Otis: I'm getting Elena!
Chip: No, I want Elena.
Otis: Why can't I have her?
Chip: Because Tom, you've been dating her in every other skit!
Otis: Did tu just call me Tom?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut!!
Caddy & Olson: *Walk onto stage* We didn't get to say any of our lines!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Just go back into position.
Otis: What the hell were tu thinking not calling me por my character's name?!
Chip: I'm sorry, it was an accident! They happen.
Elena: But he is right, tu do fecha my character in every skit we have.
Otis: *Points at the director* Blame this c**t!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: He got drunk, and thought there was a zombie panda, but he was just attacking a police officer!
Director: What does that have to do with what she told you?
Otis: tu are making this mostrar go downhill, and we aren't even finished with season 1 yet!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: This skit has gone into a complete disaster. We will try this again in season 2.
Chip: If there is a season 2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up siguiente is The Movie Studio
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.
Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*
The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole.
Audience: *Cheering*
Chip: Beat that if tu will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Okay, watch this. *Hits ball that ricochets off of a tree, and goes very high into the air. It lands into the hole*
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Chip: Okay, I'm somewhat impressed. *Turns around, and rips his golf club in half*
Audience: *Laughing*
They finished the rest of the game, then went to the clubhouse.
Mitchell: So I tell him that if he ever comes into my bar again-
Otis & Chip: *Enter clubhouse*
Mitchell: Hi guys.
Otis: Talking to yourself again Mitch?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: A moment ago, somepony was here.
Chip: Well now the only ponies in here are you, me, and Otis.
Mitchell: *Looks around* I wonder how that happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: I don't know. Maybe they left?
Mitchell: That seems logical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Just then, the two female golfers Casey, and Elena walked into the clubhouse.
Otis: Hey.
Chip: hola yourself, I'm asking them out.
Casey: *Giggles*
Elena: There's two of us, and two of you. Why don't we double date?
Otis: I'm getting Elena!
Chip: No, I want Elena.
Otis: Why can't I have her?
Chip: Because Tom, you've been dating her in every other skit!
Otis: Did tu just call me Tom?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut!!
Caddy & Olson: *Walk onto stage* We didn't get to say any of our lines!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Just go back into position.
Otis: What the hell were tu thinking not calling me por my character's name?!
Chip: I'm sorry, it was an accident! They happen.
Elena: But he is right, tu do fecha my character in every skit we have.
Otis: *Points at the director* Blame this c**t!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: He got drunk, and thought there was a zombie panda, but he was just attacking a police officer!
Director: What does that have to do with what she told you?
Otis: tu are making this mostrar go downhill, and we aren't even finished with season 1 yet!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: This skit has gone into a complete disaster. We will try this again in season 2.
Chip: If there is a season 2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up siguiente is The Movie Studio
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw cine (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her más like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for más of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw cine (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her más like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for más of my latest story..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito! character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lectura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poni, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if tu really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito! character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lectura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poni, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if tu really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
This is Papillon
