culo culo Inn
Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A poni, pony arrived at the culo culo Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one más letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There tu are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if tu don't ma******te in that video, I'll mostrar everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: tu know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are tu talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are tu accusing us of sending tu that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if tu want, we could protect tu from whoever sent tu that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know tu guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted tu guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for tu in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: tu could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting siguiente to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench capa Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench capa poni, pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench capa Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench capa ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench capa poni, pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot por trench capa pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench capa Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench capa Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his friends aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: tu weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did tu get into my car?
Mercury: por popular demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing tu did mostrar up out of nowhere.
siguiente day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill tu anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since tu have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing foto I promised to bring in.
Marisa: tu never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd mostrar it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A poni, pony arrived at the culo culo Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one más letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There tu are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if tu don't ma******te in that video, I'll mostrar everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: tu know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are tu talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are tu accusing us of sending tu that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if tu want, we could protect tu from whoever sent tu that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know tu guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted tu guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for tu in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: tu could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting siguiente to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench capa Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench capa poni, pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench capa Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench capa ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench capa poni, pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot por trench capa pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench capa Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench capa Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his friends aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: tu weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did tu get into my car?
Mercury: por popular demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing tu did mostrar up out of nowhere.
siguiente day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill tu anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since tu have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing foto I promised to bring in.
Marisa: tu never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd mostrar it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.