siguiente day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car tu saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do tu have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also dicho that some ponies witnessed a green earth poni, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with naranja hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind tu of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do tu know have red, and yellow manes, with naranja hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green poni, pony tu see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course tu do. tu fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: tu can't fuego me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't tu pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did tu say?
Pierce: I dicho go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before tu go, I want tu to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise tu cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need tu to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are tu doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police poni, pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minuto ago. Maybe he left?
Police poni, pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows buscar warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! tu leave right now!
Police poni, pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police poni, pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what tu wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police poni, pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poni, pony 94 five times*
Police poni, pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poni, pony 40 in the neck*
Police poni, pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: tu got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car tu saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do tu have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also dicho that some ponies witnessed a green earth poni, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with naranja hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind tu of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do tu know have red, and yellow manes, with naranja hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green poni, pony tu see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course tu do. tu fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: tu can't fuego me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't tu pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did tu say?
Pierce: I dicho go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before tu go, I want tu to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise tu cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need tu to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are tu doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police poni, pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minuto ago. Maybe he left?
Police poni, pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows buscar warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! tu leave right now!
Police poni, pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police poni, pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what tu wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police poni, pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poni, pony 94 five times*
Police poni, pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poni, pony 40 in the neck*
Police poni, pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: tu got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
Ryan, and Mercury
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever o wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, o they are just trolling.
If tu people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever o wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, o they are just trolling.
If tu people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
