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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV mostrar they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the día to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's today's crossover parody?
Master Sword: World Of Tank Engines. We're combining the popular videogame, World Of Tanks, with a popular kid's show, Thomas The Tank Engine.
Tom: That's gonna work out really well.
Audience: *Laughing*

World Of Tank Engines

Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.

Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself

Kari was standing por her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.

Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to registrarse the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what tu can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: tu didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Audience: *Laughing*

Percy was tanken

Audience: *Laughing*

I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.

Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: Three?
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: tu are all going to have pistolas attached to you, and tu will, I repeat, tu will, destroy every diesel tu see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: I had a fat controller who once dicho that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile with Kari.

Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Audience: *Laughing*

Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.

Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one dicho luckily no one was hurt yet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!

All the tank engines stopped.

Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an manzana, apple from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*

All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.

Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.

Kari: I should've found him por now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
poni, pony 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything tu got.
Kari: Oh crap.

The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.

Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I estola from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back to the tank engines.

Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots cañón at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to tu Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Salty: *Stops* Oh, tu don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued por Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot por Percy. Have tu seen my tank engine Percy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I'll tell tu where he is if tu get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End

On the siguiente part of this episode, Saten Twist, and Aina go to watch a football game.
Everyone is praticing the wedding.

Princess Celestia: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Cadance will enter.

Princess Celestia: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare.

Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!

Shining Armor: Hey... has anyone seen Twilight?

[doors open]

Twilight Sparkle (angrily): I'm here! I'm not gonna stand siguiente to her! And neither should you!

Shining Armor: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's actuación like this.

Saten Twist: Maybe her period.

Derpy (her and Glaze were invited. Trixie two,...
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Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything tu guys wanna wishful?

Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.

The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.

Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?



Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)

Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.




Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..

Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.



Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving tu people the bird.

Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!

Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.






END OF EPISODE 2:

I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..

But who knows. He probably isn't..
Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise tu won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.




PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did tu see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...
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added by Xavier5
Source: The Crossovers from: My Little poni, pony and Mew Mew Power and Production por Xavier Antonio
See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your colores bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If tu wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If tu wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is más than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what tu needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can mover the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything tu need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And tu don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything tu want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's más like...
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added by OuranAfterHigh
Source: Credit to someone on Deviantart
RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR friends I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE tu JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT tu WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST amor lectura YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T tu SAY tu HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT tu PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. tu will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. tu know it. 21st is last. tu ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
--

Joel - Can tu tell me how tu got an insider to mover Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one más job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the lobo pack. Those sluts estola all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if tu can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And segundo will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to heroes that was chosen por higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Valiente 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired por many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - hola Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- hola don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and tu weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until siguiente week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see tu all again!

Fluttershy, arco iris Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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Source: joyreactor
added by windwakerguy430
Everyone in the poni, pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's mostrar them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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