The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Canterlot High School, in the poni, pony world, not that Equestria Girls crap.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do tu think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if tu noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'll be doing the teaching, thank you.
James: I wish I could say I was welcome, but I'm not.
Gary: Ms. Schultz, tu look like somepony that works at a bodyshop with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, for the last time, tu don't work at a bodyshop.
Gary: Yeah I do. tu were there with me, and so was this other poni, pony that looked like Brianna.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: I don't know anything about cars.
Ms. Schultz: Well we won't be learning about cars in this class, because this is everypony's favorito! subject, math.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I hate math.
Ms. Schultz: Well, tu can calm down-
Gary: *Angry* DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: If tu shout like that again, tu will go to the principal's office.
Maria: What's that like?
Ms. Schultz: Try, and imagine hell, but the flames, and hot temperature is replaced with boring phone calls, and fondo de pantalla that's out of fecha por forty years.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now, grab your books, and do all the problems on page 91.
Gary: hola Ms. Schultz?
Ms. Schultz: You're not gonna shout again, are you?
Gary: No, but not only do tu look like a poni, pony that I work with at a bodyshop, but tu also look like this poni, pony that I was with in a dream.
Ms. Schultz: Tell me about it.
Gary: I was imagining myself as Harry Potter in his early 30's, and your replica was the wife.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Interesting. Now, please do the math problems.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, I have a question.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: This math problem is really difficult, and I can't figure out the answer.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: 2 plus 2.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Ms. Schultz: The answer is 4.
Lauren: Thank you.
James, and Gary were exchanging looks at each other while doing their work. They had something planned to disrupt the class.
Gary: *Looking at Lauren* tu smell like shit.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lauren: *Surprised* I'm offended!
Gary: Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, go to hell, I mean the principal's office.
Gary: What's the difference?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Farewell everypony. It was an honor being with you. *Leaves classroom*
Audience: *Clapping*
Maria: *Impersonating the announcer* On the siguiente part of this episode, we notice that Princess Celestia's life starts going downhill.
Ms. Schultz: Shut up Maria, and get back to work.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Canterlot High School, in the poni, pony world, not that Equestria Girls crap.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do tu think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if tu noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'll be doing the teaching, thank you.
James: I wish I could say I was welcome, but I'm not.
Gary: Ms. Schultz, tu look like somepony that works at a bodyshop with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, for the last time, tu don't work at a bodyshop.
Gary: Yeah I do. tu were there with me, and so was this other poni, pony that looked like Brianna.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: I don't know anything about cars.
Ms. Schultz: Well we won't be learning about cars in this class, because this is everypony's favorito! subject, math.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I hate math.
Ms. Schultz: Well, tu can calm down-
Gary: *Angry* DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: If tu shout like that again, tu will go to the principal's office.
Maria: What's that like?
Ms. Schultz: Try, and imagine hell, but the flames, and hot temperature is replaced with boring phone calls, and fondo de pantalla that's out of fecha por forty years.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now, grab your books, and do all the problems on page 91.
Gary: hola Ms. Schultz?
Ms. Schultz: You're not gonna shout again, are you?
Gary: No, but not only do tu look like a poni, pony that I work with at a bodyshop, but tu also look like this poni, pony that I was with in a dream.
Ms. Schultz: Tell me about it.
Gary: I was imagining myself as Harry Potter in his early 30's, and your replica was the wife.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Interesting. Now, please do the math problems.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, I have a question.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: This math problem is really difficult, and I can't figure out the answer.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: 2 plus 2.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Ms. Schultz: The answer is 4.
Lauren: Thank you.
James, and Gary were exchanging looks at each other while doing their work. They had something planned to disrupt the class.
Gary: *Looking at Lauren* tu smell like shit.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lauren: *Surprised* I'm offended!
Gary: Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, go to hell, I mean the principal's office.
Gary: What's the difference?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Farewell everypony. It was an honor being with you. *Leaves classroom*
Audience: *Clapping*
Maria: *Impersonating the announcer* On the siguiente part of this episode, we notice that Princess Celestia's life starts going downhill.
Ms. Schultz: Shut up Maria, and get back to work.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult poni, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's parte superior, arriba student, i always thought there was something más to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're más than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted por his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult poni, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's parte superior, arriba student, i always thought there was something más to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're más than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted por his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.