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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the el maletero, tronco of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if tu don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens el maletero, tronco door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, tu got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. tu have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with your alicorn organization. You'll have to come in for questioning.
Ice Cube: *Sees a train* o better yet, I don't come in for questioning. *Jumps on train*
Pinkie Pie: Ver damnt! I wanted to ask her questions!
Con: There's a lot of freight cars on this train she got on. Why don't we hop on before the end passes us?
Pinkie Pie: *Sees another train* Better idea. Steal that passenger train coming towards us.
Con: It's a train. How do tu expect me to stop it?
Pinkie Pie: *Sets up a roadblock, and is dressed as a WW2 German soldier* Halt!
Engineer: *Stops train*
Con: Excellent. I couldn't have done better myself.
Engineer: *Gets out of train* What is the meaning of this?
Con: C.I.E. A suspect has stolen that freight train passing us, and we need to stop her. *Gets in the engine* Let's go Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into engine*
Engineer: *Uncouples cars from engine*
Con: *Drives train*

Chase song: link

Ice Cube: *Sees Con, and Pinkie Pie in their engine, and teleports to the back coupling of her engine*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube* There she is.
Pinkie Pie: Looks like she's uncoupling the rest of that train.
Ice Cube: *Uncouples train from engine*
Con: How did tu know that?
Pinkie Pie: I break the 4th wall. I'm supposed to know everything that happens.
Ice Cube: *Returns to the cab of her engine*
Con: *Getting closer*

There were three tracks on the mainline. Ice Cube was on the left track, and Con was on the right.

Ice Cube: *Loads up a Bizon Sub machine gun*
Con: *Reloads his desert eagle*
Ice Cube: *Aiming at Con*
Con: *Sees a switch for the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Tries to shoot, but her gun is jammed*
Con: *Shoots switch, and goes onto the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Unjams gun*
Con: *Opens window on his train, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Opens window on her train*
Con: *Slows down, and is behind Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Uses magic to switch her engine onto the middle track*
Con: *Goes faster, and rams Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Walks onto platform of her engine*
Con: *Shooting at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Avoiding bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs her own Walther pistol, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Doesn't get hit por any bullets, and returns fire*

She broke the front windows on Con's engine.

Con: *Climbs out of his engine, and jumps onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Punches Con*
Con: *Leans on side of engine, and kicks Ice Cube towards the guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly falls off*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly gets shot*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Tries to puñetazo, ponche Con*
Con: *Ducks*
Ice Cube: *Punches side of train*
Con: *Kicks Ice Cube on the ground, and runs back to his own engine*
Ice Cube: *Tries to stand up*
Con: *Couples his engine onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Goes to coupling, and uncouples the engines*
Con: *Shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Running back to cab*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots window on Ice Cube's engine's cab*
Ice Cube: *Getting angry, and returns fire*
Con: *Slightly reduces speed*
Ice Cube: *Getting ahead*
Pinkie Pie: *Aims gun at Ice Cube, and shoots eleven bullets to rhythm of music*
Ice Cube: *Shoots gun out of Pinkie's hoof*
Con: *Speeds up, and hits the back of Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Reloads her gun, and shoots at Con* Die tu son of a ni-
Pinkie Pie: Grrr. *Takes Con's gun, and returns fire*
Ice Cube: *Has her gun shot out of her hooves*
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah! Germans rule!
Con: *Takes gun from Pinkie, and goes onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Grabs metal pipe*
Con: *Pointing gun at cab* Ice Cube! This is your last warning! Stop the train, and come out with your hooves up!!
Ice Cube: *Throws pipe at Con*
Con: Gah! *Drops gun, and falls on floor*
Ice Cube: *Running towards gun*
Con: *Dives for gun*
Ice Cube: *Kicks Con in the face*
Con: *Nearly falls off. He is holding onto part of the engine with his front hooves*
Ice Cube: *About to shoot Con*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Ice Cube, and wrestles with her for control of the gun*
Con: *Climbs up*
Ice Cube: *Pointing gun in the air*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulls trigger, and shoots one bullet*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube, and gets his gun back*
Ice Cube: *Hears another train* I don't know 'bout all y'all, but I'm outta here. *Jumps off train*
Con: *Sees another train coming towards them* Jump! *Jumps off*
Pinkie Pie: *Also jumps off*

Stop the song. An explosion occurred when the two trains crashed into each other, but Con, and Pinkie were too far away to sustain any injuries.

Con: *Looking around* I don't see Ice Cube.
Pinkie Pie: Neither do I. tu better get me back to Canterlot.
Con: That could take days.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, leave it to me. *Makes the background change to Canterlot*
Con: Impressive. We're in Canterlot now.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. Now, nopony will know that we crashed a train in San Franciscolt.
Con: Let's go back to P.

2 B continued
 Con estola this train to chase down Ice Cube in the stolen freight train
Con stole this train to chase down Ice Cube in the stolen freight train
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, google imágenes
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
posted by alinah_09
Manehattan park,it was where fillies and colts played their enjoyable games,where elderly stroll and remember their young memories,where couples go together and spend their time,the park was a beautiful treasure for the citizens of Manehattan,pretty flowers,ponds with ducks and swans,and different kinds of trees,it was a sight to behold

A cheery potro, colt was running all around playing with his group of friends,laughing having fun,playing catch with a estrella centered blue ball

"Hey Winter!" dicho another potro, colt having slick black hair and yellow pelaje, piel galloping towards him "c'mon! get the ball! dont let...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do tu suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want tu to write. tu ready?
Dexter: Ready.
Flam: Dear Applejack. tu have made us cruzar, cruz for the...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we registrarse them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do tu have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped por Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, o I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The Castle...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King cobra and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, por the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her friends captured por King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arroz
Rice
Why don't we go check on arroz Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let tu go, after we get our money.

The siguiente morning,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can tu check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are tu Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised tu have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? mostrar yourself!...
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The last solstice

Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.


While Celestia poured the strong black té into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to mover very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...
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The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held por Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both amor and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls Valiente enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we registrarse them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are tu not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small poni, pony named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria año 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown túnica, albornoz which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do tu see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. más serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a poni, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
On Battlefield (ok más on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* cereza, cerezo and Tulip... congratulations tu have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What tu gonna do
FireDash...
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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great día in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. por day, they would be filled with energy. por night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: tu shall work with arco iris Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want tu two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with tu all the way.

So the two of us went toward a comprar that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, tu steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane poni, pony in the segundo story to take out his heavy machine gun and open fuego at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to mover the torreta and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action rifle and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun por a few feet.