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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time tu ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* tu have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I amor little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite what the score board says.. *five segundos later he gets angry at them for messing up somehow, and calls them back in* What is wrong with you!.. Okay new strategy.. Lose this game and I will murder you!. Every single one of you. Multiple stab wounds. And break!. *they go back to playing*
Sword: Dude. I don't think it's the best idea for tu to be threatening the fillies.
Saten: Sticks and stones man. Words will never hurt... SCOOTALOO! If they score on you! I swear I'm gonna rip tu in half with a chainsaw!
Sword: *nervous laugh* H. He's joking Scoot's.
Sword: Dude. I thought tu dicho tu were gonna control your rage.
Saten: *anxiously pacing* Iam in complete control... BUTTONMASH! If tu don't score this time! I will stuff thirty pounds of raw meat! UP YOUR ARM!
Sword: Is that even possible!?
*later when the other team scores*
Saten: *angrily throws larn chair* DEFENCE! tu HEARD OF DEFENCE!!
Sword: tu need to calm down. Your going crazy on me.
Saten: *enraged* I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: *throws something* GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. *prepares to puñetazo, ponche one of the fillies* o PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!!
Sword: *pulling him back* That's it.. No más coffee for you.
END CUTAWAY:


Discord: Well. Anyway.. No luck finding your árbol then?
Twi: We ran into some trouble. And my friends decided it would be best if I returned to Ponyville while they continue the search. Equestria will need me if Princess Celestia and Princess Luna don't return.
Discord: I'm just surprised that tu agreed to their plan. I never thought you'd be the kind of poni, pony who would think she was better than everypony else.
Twi: I don't think I'm better then everypon-
Saten: Every'body
Twi; Oh. Shut. Up.
Discord: Oh, well, how silly of me to assume that tu would think that. All tu did was choose to keep your precious princess self out of harm's way while your friends thrust themselves right into it. I'm sure you'll all be the best of pals again when they return from their terrifying yet deeply bonding experience that they're having without you. [chuckles].
Twi: Damn tu discord! *runs back in*
Spike: Oh come on. It's discord. He's just trying to get under your skin.
Twi: Well.. It's working.


Saten: Wait., *flies after her* What if she gets lost..


2 B CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are tu 0007?
Con: Yes. And tu are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do tu need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! tu weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make tu smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't tu be inicial right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So tu think tu can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: tu better believe it.
Toby: And tu won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all por myself. You, Tim, and everypony will amor it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting siguiente to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant o invisible they feel."

"There's over a million libros in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before tu a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and tu never have to see me again."
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting tu into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE tu KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two minutos mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot más FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
slash - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - hola there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... slash life.


Episode 2
The zorro, fox Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. slash was ace detective for 1 año then-

Slash - Oh? tu got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that respuestas our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* tu ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the siguiente Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did tu know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved tu after tu got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called tu for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found tu a gent and mare to registrarse tu up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied o set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. tu will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one más job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the lobo pack. Those sluts estola all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if tu can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And segundo will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do tu think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to mostrar them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did tu cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to tu in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do tu want to talk...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Ponies: *Driving their cars on the freeway*

Episode 5: The Drifter

Special Guest Stars

Applejack as Julie Gunner
Barry Baricza as Frank
Amtrak as Gordon Fell

Julia: *Driving between a Buick, and a Porsche*

And introducing a new OC, Reggie

A poni, pony in a black suit was riding a Kawasaki motorcycle as fast as he could.

Old Stallion: *Honks his horn twice as the poni, pony passes him* Damn kids on those two wheel death traps. He's going to get himself killed.
Black Suit Pony: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Police poni, pony 77: *Talks on the...
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At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform tu that Eggman keeps attacking more, and más of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have más bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...
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 George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
Sean met up with arco iris Dash at the castillo in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: por teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...
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