This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..
Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will tu ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..
Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded por huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how tu keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies..
AppleJack: What are tu talking abo- *he suddenly kisses her, much to her shock*
AppleJack: Umm..
Saten: Yeah.. por the way, your a terrible kisser.
AppleJack: Wha- .. I wasn't "trying"
Saten: Suuuure.
Twi: Guys.. Can we please on the matter at hand.
Pinkie: Twilight is right.. I'm sick of all this twists and turns.
Twilight: Wait.. Twists and turns..
Twi: *goes over to window* Half day, half night... strange weather patterns... out of control plants. I think I'm starting to get a pretty good idea of who we're up against.
Discord: Don't get me wrong. I absolutely loooove what tu did with the place. But I can't take responsonsibility. I'm reformed. Don't tu remember?
Dash: Yeah, right! This has got your cloven hoofprints all over it!
Discord: I'll have tu know that I have only ''one'' cloven hoof.. Such accusations. And here I thought we were friends?
Pinkie: Drop the act buster! We're one too you!
Discord: Ladies. Please. We'll I lie to you.
*all them but Fluttershy*: YES!
Fluttershy: Umm.. Maybe.
Saten: Ohh.. Can tu all keep it down, I'm starting to have a headache.
Discord: Annd. Who are tu suppose to be?
Saten: Never tu mind who I am.. Look. Why don't we just chop the vines down.. I still have Dan's old axe.. He's always so nice to me..
*CUTAWAY*
Dan (Yes. Same Dan from Dan Vs): tu are the worst person I have ever known! And I hope tu burn in hell *slams door violently*
Saten: Okay. Bye.. *starts leaving* What a nice guy he is.
Dan: *from inside he is seen angrily stabbing a Saten Twist voodoo doll* WHY!? ISN'T!? THIS!? WORKING!?
*END CUTAWAY*
2 B CONTAINUED
Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will tu ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..
Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded por huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how tu keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies..
AppleJack: What are tu talking abo- *he suddenly kisses her, much to her shock*
AppleJack: Umm..
Saten: Yeah.. por the way, your a terrible kisser.
AppleJack: Wha- .. I wasn't "trying"
Saten: Suuuure.
Twi: Guys.. Can we please on the matter at hand.
Pinkie: Twilight is right.. I'm sick of all this twists and turns.
Twilight: Wait.. Twists and turns..
Twi: *goes over to window* Half day, half night... strange weather patterns... out of control plants. I think I'm starting to get a pretty good idea of who we're up against.
Discord: Don't get me wrong. I absolutely loooove what tu did with the place. But I can't take responsonsibility. I'm reformed. Don't tu remember?
Dash: Yeah, right! This has got your cloven hoofprints all over it!
Discord: I'll have tu know that I have only ''one'' cloven hoof.. Such accusations. And here I thought we were friends?
Pinkie: Drop the act buster! We're one too you!
Discord: Ladies. Please. We'll I lie to you.
*all them but Fluttershy*: YES!
Fluttershy: Umm.. Maybe.
Saten: Ohh.. Can tu all keep it down, I'm starting to have a headache.
Discord: Annd. Who are tu suppose to be?
Saten: Never tu mind who I am.. Look. Why don't we just chop the vines down.. I still have Dan's old axe.. He's always so nice to me..
*CUTAWAY*
Dan (Yes. Same Dan from Dan Vs): tu are the worst person I have ever known! And I hope tu burn in hell *slams door violently*
Saten: Okay. Bye.. *starts leaving* What a nice guy he is.
Dan: *from inside he is seen angrily stabbing a Saten Twist voodoo doll* WHY!? ISN'T!? THIS!? WORKING!?
*END CUTAWAY*
2 B CONTAINUED
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the pregunta is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what tu want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sin respuesta preguntas and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poni, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the pregunta is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what tu want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sin respuesta preguntas and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poni, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything tu guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving tu people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving tu people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..