The Great Equestrian War Episode 1 - My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over por Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into almohada at same time Canterlot exploded*
Twilight - I... did something wrong?
Dan - What was that...

10 Hours Later

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TV
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Mare - We are at the trono room looking what is happening, there is 5000 dead ponies... huh... ok... HOT! Princess Celestia Declarated War With GEA For they wrong move!

Dan - ... How She want...

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GEA Main Hall
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Dan - WE ALL WILL FIGHT TO VICTORY NO MATTER WHAT!!! NOBODY WILL BLAME US FOR SOMETHING THAT WE NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL DO!!! WE WILL SMASH CANTERLOT ARMY AND mostrar TRUE POTENTIAL OF GEA!!!

Soldiers - ALL HAILL GEA! ALL HAILL GEA!

Dan - now... Officer Shadow...
Shadow - Thank you... From now on tu are under the Spectrum Training Program and tu need to follow rules of Black & White Theory...
1 - The attacks must be directed into one army
2 - The winning of Battle must be-

Twilight - pst... hola Dan...
Dan - hm?
Twilight - why we doing it... noone need to die...
Dan - Im sorry... its personal...

5 Hours later

???, GEA Facility
Dan - good to meet you...
??? - ... talk...
Dan - I want to *give money* cooperate with GlobeX ...
??? - ...
Dan - tu little quiet uh... how about... tu getting half of trono from win?
??? - ... continue
Dan - I will destroy Celestia... no matter what...
??? - why tu need my help...
Dan - Celestia is allied with Futuristic Army and how we know... FA know some tricks when Enemy dont have Allies... tu are strong Military Group... Terrorists... But Military...
??? - Im in...
Dan - good... now... mrs. Cadence...
Cadence - ...
Dan - tu have informations I need... 1. What do tu know about Underground, rising Solar Empire....
Cadence - ...
Dan - And what about FA allied with Lunar Empire...
Cadance - ...
Dan - tu wont tell... *punsh mesa, tabla breaking it* how about Allied Anti Equestria Emire... A.A.E.E...
Cadance - I... wont tell tu ANYTHING!
Dan - Im asking... what is about A.A.E.E... What they want acomplished... who is included in it...
Cadance - ... m-me... Lunar Empire... C-Crystal Empire... FA... Changelings Empire.. And Griffons Uniated Military... GUM...
Dan - What they want accomplished...
Cadance - ... They want to put down Solar Empire and Destroy Equestria For Ever... Secretly They want to Take down Black & White
Theory....
Dan - they want to put down 1000 years old Theory of Military moves around Equestria... genius... I will need to be Allied with someone and Globex...
??? - how about Equestria Uniated... EU is very helpfull... if tu tell them what A.A.E.E. want to do they will registrarse you...
Dan - yeah and Equestria Rebeliant... ER is helpfull too...
??? - all about tu now... call me when needed *teleport*
Dan - ... hmmm...

The Insanity is starting...

Before Battle
Under Canterlot

Dan - ALL HAILL GEA!

Soldier - HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY!

The fight was bloddy.. GEA losed...

GEA losed many fights... finally, after 5 years of fighting they surrend... but not to fall back for ever... that was a trick...

GEA just changed Into Vexolian Empire... VE Created por Dan and Shadow start Stealing Small peaces of Ground From FA and Solar Empire... Finally... The time has come for finall Strike.. Operation Breakdown... the one that was created por Sword Strike the segundo and completted por Shadow Blade, and Made under Black & White Theory por Dan. Ultimate Plan Of Dominating Whole Equestria.

War didnt start when GEA attacked...
War Started When VE attacked...
All Will Haill To Vexolian Empire...

-INFO-
pls read

1. Im coming back to my escritura condition (my arms are hurting as hell)
2. Please tell what tu liked and what tu DIDNT liked in this fanfic I will try to better.
3. GUYS, WANNA ROLEPLAY ABOUT IT?
its really good stuff for Roleplay, many Clans etc and stuff
4. Im Not Back ALL MY BODY yet (YET)
5. I will post on muro when siguiente ep. will be ready

As always thank tu for Reading

-Dan

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SomeoneButNoone Oh and guys, I wil do little encyclopedia today later on toomorow cuz it gonna be.. complicated

Seanthehedgehog It was fun to read.

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It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but lost his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! tu let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!!...

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The last solstice - Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind – Part 2

His first thought was to get the heno, hay out of there, when he had the chance. It was an instinctive thought. He feared for his life. But, another part of him did not allow the luxury of backing out of this situation. Something was stronger than fear. Actually it’s two things. Compassion and hate. Nocturnal Mirage could not decide which one was más powerful. The only thing he knew he must go after the Princess. And so he did.

Celestia has retreated to her bedroom and seemed she has completely forgotten the royal blue stallion. She...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the anterior attack, o were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that misil to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see tu again
Con: Fenix, tu can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least tu have one.
Fenix: So what do tu want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get tu there

6 minutos later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what tu want to do is cut the rope right when tu hit the water....

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss tu around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen tu in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: tu don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do tu see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. más serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a poni, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...

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Dashing & Daring: Londres Burnouts part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

London race track

There would be four races in London. arco iris Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That arco iris mare is going down.
Russian pony87: tu sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: tu can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do tu mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...

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Dashing & Daring: Londres Burnouts part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt

It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: tu forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do tu have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take tu on at the raceway if tu want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: tu ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. tu two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* tu in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where arco iris Dash comes in. tu hear me Dash?
Rainbow...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta 2

posted by mariofan14

It was a rainy día in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy día because they thought they would be afflicted por a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This poni, pony was making its way towards Sweet manzana, apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the poni, pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for manzana, apple Bloom," the...

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License To Murder part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If tu don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...

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The New Era... PART 13

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta tu near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - fuego fuego *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... tu ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was fuego everywhere... they was knocked on 5 minutos and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...

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License To Murder part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another poni, pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the estrella wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: hola look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh tu from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are tu doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did tu do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: tu sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other misil carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's mover up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...

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The New Era... PART 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... tu live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what tu want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... tu suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: hola isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want tu in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did tu do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my cama room window....

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a regular día in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...