Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.
Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what tu tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
poni, pony 36: I would.
poni, pony 57: Me too.
poni, pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are tu alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.
Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.
Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when tu need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a calle like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate tu too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will tu stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to cruzar, cruz a railroad crossing.
But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.
Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: tu drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!
Everypony got out.
Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are tu going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*
siguiente morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.
Mirage: I heard about what tu two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He lost his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: tu know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing tu again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.
All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.
The End
On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what tu tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
poni, pony 36: I would.
poni, pony 57: Me too.
poni, pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are tu alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.
Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.
Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when tu need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a calle like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate tu too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will tu stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to cruzar, cruz a railroad crossing.
But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.
Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: tu drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!
Everypony got out.
Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are tu going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*
siguiente morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.
Mirage: I heard about what tu two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He lost his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: tu know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing tu again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.
All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.
The End
On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this arco iris Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poni, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this arco iris Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poni, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting más of these soon. ^^
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her friends captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", dicho Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the trono room encased in green goo.
"Don't tu see, Celestia? I already have." queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing tu can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. tu have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicornios and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in tu and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", dicho Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the trono room encased in green goo.
"Don't tu see, Celestia? I already have." queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing tu can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. tu have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicornios and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in tu and your team's hooves!
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight o they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted por the cute animals, they all had to hunt for comida and that meant killing animales they all found comida but not Fluttershy but the animales were her friends so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
To be continued...