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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.

Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what tu tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
poni, pony 36: I would.
poni, pony 57: Me too.
poni, pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are tu alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.

Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.

Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when tu need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a calle like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate tu too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will tu stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to cruzar, cruz a railroad crossing.

But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.

Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: tu drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!

Everypony got out.

Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are tu going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*

siguiente morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.

Mirage: I heard about what tu two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He lost his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: tu know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing tu again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.

All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.

The End

On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
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