aguardiente de manzana, applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth magdalena tu had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, aguardiente de manzana, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet manzana, apple Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make tu feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating aguardiente de manzana, applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered por anypony.
As aguardiente de manzana, applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave aguardiente de manzana, applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the parte superior, arriba of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That poni, pony who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that tu don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of poni, pony tu are, tu mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create más ponies, so we won't need tu anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, aguardiente de manzana, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, tu had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but tu drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course tu are. tu drank too much water, and tu don't feel well. Drink some Ginger cerveza inglesa, ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One más pregunta Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
aguardiente de manzana, applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would tu like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did tu get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would tu like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive tu of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give tu six pairs of wings, and tu can have them por tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do tu think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are tu not feeling well?! Maybe tu should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that aguardiente de manzana, applejack was the one shouting to her.
The End
Rarity: That's the twentieth magdalena tu had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, aguardiente de manzana, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet manzana, apple Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make tu feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating aguardiente de manzana, applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered por anypony.
As aguardiente de manzana, applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave aguardiente de manzana, applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the parte superior, arriba of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That poni, pony who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that tu don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of poni, pony tu are, tu mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create más ponies, so we won't need tu anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, aguardiente de manzana, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, tu had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but tu drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course tu are. tu drank too much water, and tu don't feel well. Drink some Ginger cerveza inglesa, ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One más pregunta Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
aguardiente de manzana, applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would tu like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did tu get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would tu like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive tu of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give tu six pairs of wings, and tu can have them por tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do tu think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are tu not feeling well?! Maybe tu should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that aguardiente de manzana, applejack was the one shouting to her.
The End
