Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: hola Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a asiento in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift tu have dado me, and I want to thank you.
Boss: No problem. Now get to work.
Bob: *Goes to his office*
The siguiente día was the vacation. Bob, and Emily got on the luxury cruise liner, and were enjoying theirselves very much.
Bob: *Laying in bed* This is great Emily. I'm glad we could get some time to do this.
Emily: You're right. We needed más time for a vacation.
Bob: No Howard, no problems with Lily, Sam o Mr. Carlin. Just you, and me.
Somepony was knocking on the door.
Emily: Who could that be?
Scottish Pony: *Opens door* Good morning. My name is Burt Klinger, and this is me mum, Mildred.
Bob: tu call your own mother por her first name?
Burt: I ain't got a mother, I dicho mum.
Mildred: It's just a nickname he likes to use for me.
Bob: Pretty... Clever.
Burt: So how are you?
Bob: Good.
Emily: Excuse me for asking, but have we met before?
Burt: No we haven't. This is something I like to do with everypony when they seem friendly.
Bob: But tu just met us.
Mildred: We saw tu boarding, and we saw which room tu went in, and we decided to come in, and say hello.
Bob: How nice of you, hello.
Burt: Well, we better get going, a scavenger hunt is going to start soon.
Emily: Ooh, I amor scavenger hunts.
Bob: I was going to get some lunch.
Emily: Why don't the four of us go together?
Bob: I don't think thats-
Burt: That's a great idea. Let's go now.
Bob: *Sighs* Why?
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Burt's wife, Mildred
