arco iris Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.
arco iris Dash: I thought tu two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have tu two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
arco iris Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your friends back to life.
Applejack: Will tu get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
arco iris Dash: Good. Thank tu so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. arco iris Dash is retarded.
arco iris Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are tu doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't tu leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad tu are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two más bombs* Twilight, see if tu can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: tu got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane siguiente to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one tu want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: hola Applejack. Have tu ever had an manzana, apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have tu Rainbow?
arco iris Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
arco iris Dash: Yeah, thanks.
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arco iris Dash: I thought tu two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have tu two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
arco iris Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your friends back to life.
Applejack: Will tu get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
arco iris Dash: Good. Thank tu so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. arco iris Dash is retarded.
arco iris Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are tu doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't tu leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad tu are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two más bombs* Twilight, see if tu can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: tu got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane siguiente to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one tu want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: hola Applejack. Have tu ever had an manzana, apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have tu Rainbow?
arco iris Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
arco iris Dash: Yeah, thanks.
2 B continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why tu should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all tu did was mostrar up, sit down, and say "that's why tu should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give tu twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told tu my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why tu should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all tu did was mostrar up, sit down, and say "that's why tu should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give tu twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told tu my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One más puñetazo, ponche will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued