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While me, and aguardiente de manzana, applejack were in the cooler, the other prisoners met por one of the huts.

Sigmund: These guys mean business.
Volk: They really showed us who's boss.
Pablo: It's only the first día Volk, relax.

Suddenly, two cars showed up por the entrance to the camp. In one car, was three Nazis, and the other one had two changelings, and a pony.

Shredder: *Looking at cars*
Jade: Don't pay too much attention, they'll notice us.
Sacred Symphony: I'll go tell the princess. *Walks into hut*

Inside Gilda's office

Gilda: *Signing papers*
Changelings, and Nazis: *walk in*
queen Chrysalis: *Puts suitcase on desk*
Corporal Hothead: These fine gentlemen would like to talk to you.
Major Jones: Yes. This prisoner here is Squadron Leader Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He has tried to escape from us too many times now, and we must change that.
Gilda: Squadron Leader Perfect has been in your care for a long time. And now, the Nazis have reason to believe that he is trying to escape.
Captain Muntz: Yes. The Seargent that drove us here caught him, and his commanding officer requested he gets transferred here. However, all of us think that is a bad idea.
Gilda: Prisoners of war are the responsibility for us griffons. Not the Nazis!
Major Jones: *Glares at Gilda*
queen Chrysalis: *Farts*
Gilda: *Stares at queen Chrysalis* Or... The changelings.
queen Chrysalis: We don't think tu can succeed. That is why I have farted.
Captain Muntz: Yes, if the griffons aren't up to the task, we'll be más than happy to take over. *Looks at Bartholomew* Listen to me tu stupid pony, if tu ever try to escape again, tu will be executed. *Looks at Gilda* Heil Robotnik.
Major Jones: Heil Robotnik.
Corporal Hothead: Heil Robotnik.
queen Chrysalis: Heil Robotnik.
Gilda: *Finishes signing paper* Heil Robotnik.

Everyone except Gilda, and Bartholomew were about to leave the office

Gilda: queen Chrysalis! *Holding paper*
queen Chrysalis: *takes paper*

After that, Bartholomew was put in the camp. Almost everypony recognized him.

Sacred Symphony: Hello Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Sacred, they put tu in here too?
Sacred Symphony: Yeah, and tu remember Celestia, right?
Bartholomew: Who doesn't? What about Jade? Is she here?
Sacred Symphony: Yes.
Bartholomew: Good. So, what can tu tell me about this place?
Sacred Symphony: Well, it's new.
Bartholomew: Right. I better go talk to the princess. *walks into hut*
Celestia: *Waiting in her room*
Bartholomew: *Arrives*
Celestia: Hello Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good evening Celestia.
Celestia: What were the changelings, and the Nazis doing with you?
Bartholomew: They transferred me from another prison camp to this one. So, I see we've got Sacred, and Jade. What about Brewster?
Celestia: Yes, he's here too.
Bartholomew: What about Applejack?
Celestia: *Knods head yes*
Bartholomew: And Pierce Hawkins?
Celestia: No, he's not here, but we have another scrounger here named Shredder. Jade says he's the best.
Bartholomew: Good. *sits down*
Celestia: The griffons pretty much put all the rotten eggs in one basket here in this camp *Pouring té in cup* This is the last of the té until the red cruzar, cruz gets through to us.
Bartholomew: Mmh.
Celestia: Did the changelings give tu a rough time?
Bartholomew: Not nearly as rough as I intend to make for them.
Celestia: What do tu plan on doing?
Bartholomew: I want to plan a prison break.
Celestia: That would be hard to do.
Bartholomew: But we have all the greatest escape artists in this camp, tu dicho so yourself.
Celestia: Mr. Perfect, even though we're being held in a P.O.W camp, we're being held in here por the griffons. Not the changelings, o Nazis.
Bartholomew: tu talk about them as if they're different. Changelings, griffons, Nazis, to me they're all the same! I'm gonna cause such a stink in this third reich of there's, and por doing so we cause that escape. We're not just digging out ten ponies, o a dozen. We're digging out two hundred, three hundred, and scatter them all over Germaneigh!
Celestia: You've gone mad.
Bartholomew: Well the ponies are here to do it. We'll have a meeting tonight in Hut 105.

2 B continued
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Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets tu into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my favorito! death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't reportar it though..

SOME TIME THE siguiente DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: tu shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did tu do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY más interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as aceituna, oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: tu think tu speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? tu don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostrar wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure tu that no más rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in segundo place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my segundo articulo here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that tu look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an articulo of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing tu too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* tu look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her pelaje, piel o whatever caballos have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: por the way. tu ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: tu gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told tu that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat tu in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. tu dicho tu wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see tu now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do tu know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an hora after we got married....
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