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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jeff
Jeff
Richard, and John arrived at the airport.

Richard: *Waiting por entrance*
Jeff: *Goes to desk* Hi, one ticket for Manehattan.
Cashier: That'll be $20.
Jeff: *Gives Cashier $20 bill*
Cashier: *Gives Jeff ticket* Enjoy your flight.
John: *Shows police badge* Hello, can I see that dollar the naranja poni, pony just gave you?
Cashier: Sure *Shows dollar bill*
John: *Looking at dollar bill* tu wouldn't happen to have a pencil, would you?
Cashier: Sure *Gives John pencil*
John: *Erases part of dollar*
Richard: Is he our pony?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Goes towards Jeff* Los Pegasus Police Department.
Jeff: *Runs*
Richard: hola wait!! *Chases Jeff*
John: *Watches*
Jeff: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Pushes mare out of way*
Richard: *Passes Mare*
Jeff: *Running up escalator*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Runs into colt*
Colt: Hey, watch where you're going!
Jeff: *Runs into bathroom*
Richard: *Enters bathroom*

All the stall doors were closed.

Richard: Only three of them. *Kicks first stall door*
Pony: Hey, what the fuck do tu think you're doing?!
Richard: *Kicks segundo stall door*
poni, pony 2: Are tu on crack?! Leave me alone.
Richard: *Kicks third stall door*

The door opened, and Jeff hit Richard with a suitcase.

Jeff: *About to escape*
Richard: *Shoots suitcase* Stop!
Jeff: *Stops*
Richard: You're underarrest. *Handcuffs Jeff*
Jeff: tu can't do this to me man.
Richard: Oh yeah. I don't see anypony trying to stop me.
Security Guard: Freeze! *Pointing gun at Richard* Who are you?
Richard: Los Pegasus Police Department, I'm arresting this poni, pony for counterfeit.
John: Freeze!! *Pointing gun at security* Put your gun down!
Richard: It's just security Johnny.
Security: *Turns around* And who are you?
misceláneo stallion: Uh.. I just came here to pee. *runs away*

Meanwhile in Jail.

Police Officer: Jeff. tu got a visitor.
Jeff: Great. *Goes to visitor section*
Rick: Hello Jeff.
Jeff: hola man. I've been set up.
Rick: I know tu have. That's why I'm here.
Jeff: Who do tu think did this?
Rick: I don't know, but I'll soon find out.
Jeff: Alright man. But if tu don't find that fucking asshole, I'll kill him myself.
Rick: No tu won't. I will.
Police Officer: Time's up.
Jeff: hola man. Don't forget me.
Rick: I won't.

2 B continued
Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we registrarse them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do tu have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped por Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, o I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The Castle...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King cobra and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, por the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her friends captured por King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arroz
Rice
Why don't we go check on arroz Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let tu go, after we get our money.

The siguiente morning,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can tu check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are tu Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised tu have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? mostrar yourself!...
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The last solstice

Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.


While Celestia poured the strong black té into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to mover very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...
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The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held por Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both amor and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls Valiente enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we registrarse them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are tu not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small poni, pony named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria año 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown túnica, albornoz which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do tu see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. más serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a poni, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
On Battlefield (ok más on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* cereza, cerezo and Tulip... congratulations tu have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What tu gonna do
FireDash...
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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great día in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. por day, they would be filled with energy. por night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: tu shall work with arco iris Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want tu two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with tu all the way.

So the two of us went toward a comprar that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, tu steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane poni, pony in the segundo story to take out his heavy machine gun and open fuego at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to mover the torreta and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action rifle and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun por a few feet. 
 arco iris Dash in corner
Rainbow Dash in corner
"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" arco iris Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the naranja filly says to her sister. "And! .....if tu get out of cama I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus dicho with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her arco iris sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...
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 Yes I did make a título screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the anterior H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arco iris Dash appeared,...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after lectura creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a lista of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I amor music. It's my absolute favorito! part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this lista rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical música rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any poni, pony that would attempt...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", dicho Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed por the castillo and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", dicho queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every poni, pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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