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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Honey got to her train, she was waiting for Gordon to arrive.

Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. tu just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did tu call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.

Meanwhile in Denver.

Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*

Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.

Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were tu thinking when tu went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do tu even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are tu so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.

2 B continued
The last solstice

Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind – Part 2


His first thought was to get the heno, hay out of there, when he had the chance. It was an instinctive thought. He feared for his life. But, another part of him did not allow the luxury of backing out of this situation. Something was stronger than fear. Actually it’s two things. Compassion and hate. Nocturnal Mirage could not decide which one was más powerful. The only thing he knew he must go after the Princess. And so he did.

Celestia has retreated to her bedroom and seemed she has completely forgotten the royal blue stallion. She...
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The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO tu HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… o NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… o THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND tu HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! tu DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that tu Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need tu to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are tu two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are tu talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
time : 00:00
Dan - hmmm
location : Dan planing room
Jade - maybay...
Dan - nah...
Nikolai - every way come to GoldenHorn...
Dan - tu right...
Nikolai - from raport I get it say he arive to Zebras Hotel tooday on 02:00
Dan - What he up too...
Nikolai - I dont know but we can kill him now...
Dan - ok... be redy Jade
Jade - ok...
time : 01:55
Nikolai and Dan wainting on roof of another hotel to GoldenHorn arrive
Nikolai - cars going....
Dan - Jade tu in
Jade - yup
Nikolai - get redy 5 minutos and he get in to room
5 mintues later
Jade - were is he
*from radio*GoldenHorn - I suspect tu Jade... burn in hell
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A part of Ponyville por 2031
A part of Ponyville by 2031
por the año 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the año that a poni, pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called tu here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...
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posted by Snickerz911411
I know that this really has nothing to do with MLP but could tu all please sign this petition o something really bad will happen to the internet.

link

Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)

"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.

Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."

That is from the article. Please sign.
From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long hace there was a pony, a poni, pony who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light rosado, rosa coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...
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posted by Quillabex
    I took flight up to the sky just right below the clouds, so I could see what I would com against and no surprises. I wonder what's gonna be up there in the frozen North, gotta be prepared for the worst, I thought. Where am I to find Twilight? The frozen North is a big place, she could be anywhere! I flew over Canterlot to see it devastated. Gone. Wiped off the face of Equestria, just like AppleJack said.
    As I flew farther north, the air got colder, and I know I wouldn't last long. If i just keep my mind on finding Twilight, I will make it, I thought....
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Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are tu okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! tu survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are tu okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, arándano, blueberry Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castillo got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castillo was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to registrarse his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to registrarse Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” aguardiente de manzana, applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a circulo, círculo in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need tu five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” aguardiente de manzana, applejack yawned.

“me too.” arco iris dash dicho sleepily.

After a few más segundos all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the biblioteca was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Man, I'm so good at these, who else agrees? Ok, let's continue......
...............
Twilight: I know I'm a very intelligent pony, but sometimes, it's good to cheat....
True o not?

I amor when a pregunta of a test gives the answer to another question.
..................
Rainbow Dash: *smirks*
True o not?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS, IM CALLING tu DUDE!
....................
AJ: ehem, okay let's see.
True o not?

That annoying moment when your telling the truth, but tu laugh during it, and everyone thinks your lying.
...............
Pinkie Pie: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, *takes a deep breath*
True...
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posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how tu guys have been actuación around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for actuación like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and más people.I hope tu all read this.Please comentario below if tu like.
Let's start with aguardiente de manzana, applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: manzana, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arco iris dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't tu just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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