My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad Club
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The siguiente morning, dexter took Octavia to a bar. A sign was at the door, and it dicho Stallions only.

Dexter: Ah to hell with that sign. We'll discuss our plan in there. *enters*
Octavia: *Follows Dexter*
Waiter: *Stares*
paino Player: *stops playing*
Everypony: *staring*
Stallion: Hey! We don't allow bitches in here!
Dexter: Yeah well this poni, pony ain't a bitch. She's a lady.
Stallion: I'm getting the sheriff!! *runs off*
Dexter: *sits down*
Octavia: *Sits down*
Waiter: May I recommend the poison of the day?
Dexter: Sure.
Waiter: Poison. Get that mare out of here.
Dexter: It's alright, she's with me.
Waiter: I don't give a damn who she's with. She ain't allowed here.
Dexter: Alright, tu know what? This would've gone a lot simpler, if tu didn't put that pathetic sign on your door *shoots waiter*
Waiter: *Dies*
Octavia: Is that how tu handle all your situations?
Dexter: No. I've got this problem, and I need your help.
Octavia: How?
Dexter: You're going to be my bounty hunter. For every poni, pony tu kill for me, you'll be rewarded money between $2,000, and $10,000. Sound fair?
Octavia: Yes. Who's the first victim for me to kill?
Sheriff: *arrives* Hello? I heard there was a mare in there, and I wanted to see if tu were alright.
Dexter: Yeah.
Shreriff: Alright. Now come out with your hooves up.
Dexter: Both of us?
Sheriff: Yeah, both of you.
Dexter: Alright. That sheriff is your first target. Kill him, and tu get $3,000.
Octavia: I don't have a gun.
Dexter: Take mine.
Octavia: *Takes shotgun*
Sheriff: If y'all don't come out! I will open fire, and murder tu both.
Octavia: *kills sheriff* I think he got it the other way around.
Stallions: *run away*
Dexter: That was good. Here's your money
Octavia: *recieves $3,000* What's next?

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Skips to when our heroes are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville.

Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.

Rarity: But tu didn't really do anythi-

Pinkie: Shh.. Don't ruin it for him.

Rarity: (smiles) fair enough.

Saten: hola AppleJack.. Maybe tu could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped tu get back your cutie mark. And even helped tu from falling off the edge..

AppleJack: Afried not.,

Saten: (finally starting to lose his temper over it) Oh come on. I tried EVERYTHING,. What the hell will it take.

AppleJack: (sighs) tu want the truth?

Saten: Against my better...
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