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posted by _Laugh_
Snow Flake sighed. Silver Tune took a deep breath and smiled.

ST: Lets.. Just forget what just happened.
SF: Are tu sure? Don't tu want to talk about it?
ST: No, it's.. It's okay. Don't worry.
CC: Are tu sure?
ST: Yep.
CC: Very well then.
SF: Silver Tune, do tu have a fecha for the prom?
ST: Uhh.. No.
CC: But the prom is in three days!
ST: Do tu guys already have dates?
CC: I do. I'm going with Cinnamon Twist.
SF: I'm going with Lightning Speed.

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake giggled. Silver Tune lowered her head and blushed. The brown mare gasped and stopped laughing.

CC: Silver Tune, we weren't laughing at you, we were ju-
ST: No, it's okay.
CC: But we-
ST: Really, it's okay.
SF: *stops laughing* Well, tu need a date.
ST: *laughs* Yeah, like if that's ever going to happen.

Snow Flake rolled her eyes. Coffee Crème sat siguiente to Silver Tune and sighed. Silver Tune tilted her head.

ST: What?
CC: tu have to stay positive.
ST: *closes eyes* Okay.. I'll try.
SF: Good. Now, lets see... Big Macintosh?
ST: For what?
SF: Ugh, as your fecha for the prom!
ST: Oh. No. He's going with Fluttershy.
SF: Oh yeah, I forgot. Hmmm...

CC: Soarin?
SF: He's going with Spitfire.
ST: I thought he was going with arco iris Dash.
CC: Player..
SF: *laughs* Okay, Uhh.. Braeburn?
CC: He's going with Little Strongheart.
SF: Caramel!
CC: He's going with Applejack.
SF: Oh yeah..

Silence filled across the room.




CC: hola Silver Tune?
ST: Yeah?
CC: Do tu have a crush on somepony?
ST: Uhh.. Why?
SF: Do you?!
ST: Why?!
CC: Just answer the question!
SF: Do you?!
ST: Okay, yes, yes, I do!
CC: Then ask that poni, pony to go with you!
ST: Hahahaha, no.
SF: Why?!
ST: He'll laugh at me!
CC: No he won't. Do it!
ST: No.
SF: Do it.
ST: No!
CC: Do it! Do it!
SF: Do it! Do it!
CC: Do it! Do it!

Silver Tune's right eye started to twitch. She groaned as she glared at Coffee Crème and Snow Flake. Her cheeks turned red.

ST: FINE!

Coffee Crème gave a hoof-bump to Snow Flake. They noticed Silver Tune was worried. Snow Flake rolled her eyes.

SF: Don't worry Silver Tune, whoever that stallion is-
ST: Strong Charger.
CC: *spits tea* What?!?! Strong Charger?! But he's like so popul-
SF: *slaps CC's back*
CC: Ow! What?! Oh... Sorry.
ST: It's okay.
SF: Im pretty sure he'd amor to go with tu to the prom.
ST: tu really think so?
SF: Of course I do! Coffee Crème does too.
ST: *smiles* Thanks guys.
SF: No problem.

CC: *looks at clock* It's getting late.
SF: *yawns* Yeah.. I'm ready to hit the hay.
ST: So I will ask him tomorrow?
CC: Well duh. Of course!
ST: *nods* Okay.
CC: tu two can start unpacking your things. I'm going to take a shower.

Coffee Crème smiled and walked inside another room. Silver Tune took off her beanie hat and placed it inside her bag. Snow Flake yawned while brushing her mane.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostrar that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank tu everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank tu very much....
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tu see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, tu got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, tu got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If tu wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If tu wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is más than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what tu needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult poni, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's parte superior, arriba student, i always thought there was something más to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're más than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted por his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's mostrar is here.

Tom: Now, most of tu probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give tu an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and tu stop at a red light. Do tu ever try to mover an extra inch o two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when tu see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. tu just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining tu with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most reciente film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His reciente role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but tu know what another popular target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now tu assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do tu really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy mostrar without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, o the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, o Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things tu should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: tu know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where tu can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostrar that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank tu everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank tu very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help tu officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. tu know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times por a blue unicorn. He gets punched one más time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting siguiente to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted por the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting siguiente to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are tu angry at me?
Jake: tu owe me an apology for the way tu talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are tu getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: tu quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 o something, idk), is that this club has lost its backbone. The reciente year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught por ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid tu don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. navidad day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your día outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...


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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some mesa, tabla covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good día VOID. I never thought tu will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah tu see this. My project. frutas of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. tu know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But tu know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may mover body o stimulate brain. And this segundo thing...
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