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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my favorito! James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts flores on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and dicho they would send tu a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con: Oh great.
Discord: Relax. I'm going to give tu a tour of your country. *flies chopper with remote control*
Con: *stands up*
Discord: Sit!
Con: *walks toward door*
Discord: tu wanna jump? Go ahead.
Con: *opens door*
Discord: *leans chopper to right*
Con: Whoa! *holds on*
Discord: Hahahahahahaha *leans chopper to left*
Con: *gets in*
Discord: tu should've jumped. Now tu shall suffer.
Con: *disables connection*
Discord: What? It won't go down!
Cat: *runs*
Con: *flies toward Discord*
Discord: This was the worst time to break my back! *rolls wheelchair*
Con: *gets wheelchair on chopper*
Discord: NO! We'll make a deal! Let me down!!
Con: Ok. Here's a good spot for tu to go down. *drops Discord*
Discord: NO!!! *hits ground dead*

And with that over, let us introduce our characters.

Doughnut Joe..............................Con Mane
Cheerilee.....................................Carole Bouquet
Pinkie Pie....................................P
Lyra Heartstrings........................Miss. Moneybit
Spike...........................................S
Raiden the cypony......................Herself
Canadian ponies.........................Good guys
Irish ponies..................................Bad guys
Canadian pilot
everypony else as theirselves

The cars are provided por

Lambronyni
Fillys
Dodge
Vriendscoupe
Chevronet
Coltillac
Shitroen

Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The muro moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see tu again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!
Rob: I.... Can't..... Reach it! Why do we get handcuffed to these chairs that don't move?!

Suddenly the bomb exploded, and the ship sank

30 miles north, in the same ocean

Canadian pilot: We're almost there.
Carole: Thanks.
Canadian pilot: Here's your bags.
Carole: Thanks.
Canadian pilot: Are tu going to thank me for every good thing I do? *lands plane*
Carole: Thanks. *gets on boat*
mom: Carole! Good to see tu again!
Carole: Thanks mom. It's good to see tu again too. Where's dad?
Dad: Over here my sweetheart. My tu look gorgeous. Any stallionfriends yet?
Carole: Dad *laughs*
Mom: Thanks for getting my daughter here.
Canadian pilot: You're welcome. *flies out of water*
Dad: He seemed nice.
Canadian pilot: They say thanks too much *deploys machine guns*
Mom: What's he doing?
Canadian pilot: *shoots parents*
Carole: *gets up* Mom? Dad? He shot them! Now I know not to trust a canadian.

In Canterlot Con was going to be briefed on his new assignment.

P: Good evening.
Con: Hi. It is a good evening isn't it?
P: Ja, but I have a job for you. One of our ships, the Los Alabama has been sunk.
Con: Why? Do tu know what happened?
P: The crew accidentally reeled in a sea mine.
Con: Oh great.
P: No it isn't. We also had somepony kill two others on a boat. tu must find out who is doing all this.

And So Con went into Vanhoover to find out what was going on. He was driving his Lambronyni Cacht when....

Irish pony43: *pulls over*
Raiden: That better not have been-
Irish pony43: It was. We'll have some guards over at the house in case he shows.
Con: *locks car* Now to just get to the mansion. *walks*
Irish pony98: *relaxing*
Raiden: *drinking martini*
Con: *climbs wall*
Irish pony54: Found him! Hooves up!
Con: *surrenders*

30 segundos later

Irish pony54: A nambu pistol. Standard weapon for a C.I.E agent. What are tu doing here?
waiter: *walks toward them*
Con: For a drink *spills cerveza on them*
Raiden: What are tu doing? Stop him!
Irish pony98: *shoots at Con*
Con: *jumps over wall*
Irish pony54: After him! *falls over wall*
Irish pony98: *climbs over wall* Anypony can do it.
Carole: *grabs bow & arrow*
Con: *running*
Irish ponies: *running with dogs*
Carole: *shoots irish pony*
Con: Nice shot.
Carole: Thanks.
Con: tu better stay with me if tu wanna escape. *runs*
Carole: *follows*
Canadian pilot: *tries to open door*
Irish pony4: *breaks window*

Con's car then blew up

Con: Well I hope tu have a car.
Carole: *smiles* This way
Con: *folllows*

Carole soon arrived at her car. A rosado, rosa Shitroen 2PV

Con: A Shitroen?
Irish pony65: *shoots árbol near Con*
Carole: Get in!
Con: *gets in*
Carole: *drives*
Irish pony34: Get our cars! They cant' go far.
Con: So how fast does this car go?
Carole: 32 miles an hour.
Con: Out of all the cars in the world, and tu get this.
Carole: It's a sexy car!
Con: *facepalm* Mares.
Irish pony34: *follows*
Con: And, they caught up.
Irish pony65: *shoots Carole's car*
Carole: NO! They broke the window!
Con: Floor it!
Carole: I am! It won't go any faster!
Irish pony97: *rams car*
Con: Take the low road!
Carole: *flips car over*
Con: Not that low!
Firefighting pony: *driving by*
Irish pony97: Get out of the way!!
Firefighting pony: Move! We have to get to a fire!
Con: *gets car back on wheels* Do tu mind if I drive?
Carole: No.
Irish pony97: Well we have somepony to get to!
Con: *tries to start car* come on tu peice of shit!
Firefighting pony: MOVE! o I'll call the cops!
Irish pony65: *shoots firetruck* Back up, o the siguiente bullet hits you!
Firefighting pony: *backs up*
Con: 5th try! *turns key* Still won't start!!!!!!!
Irish pony97: *pushes Carole's car*
Con: Yes! *drives at 30 mph*
Irish pony34: *shoots tire*
Con: I'm afraid we have a flat. That'll slow us down.
Carole: tu aren't gonna stop are you?
Con: Of course not!
Irish pony65: *gets siguiente to Carole's car*
Con: *pushes car off road*
Irish pony65: NO! *falls out of car*
Irish pony34: *shoots himself*
Irish pony97: Morons!

The other enemy car was rolling down the colina to the other part of the road where Con was heading.

Irish pony97: *shoots engine*
Carole: My car is on fire!
Con: Somehow we're going faster!
Irish pony97: AHHH *hits other car*
Con: *drives into water*

The three irish ponies were dead.

Con: Oh, we haven't been formally introduced. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
Carole: Pleasure to meet tu Con Mane. What are tu doing against the Irish?
Con: I was assigned to stop the madman after he bombed one of my agencie's ships.
Carole: tu were assigned to stop them?
Con: Yes. I work for the C.I.E.
Carole: Oh, I didn't know that.
Con: Yeah, and now I have to go back to headquarters.

At the CIE HQ in Canterlot

P: So tu let the enemy escape?
Con: I didn't. They blew up my car, and I had to retreat.
P: So tu did let him escape?
Con: Fine, I let him escape! tu happy?
P: No. reportar to S, and let him give tu equipment that tu won't get to use.
Con: *goes to S' lab*
S: Hi Con.
Con: Hello S. Ah, I see you're putting the Lambronyni back together.
S: No, it's a newer one.
Con: Oh it is?
S: Yes. Now check this out.
Con: It's a computer, everypony has seen it before.
S: Yeah well, they haven't seen what I'm about to mostrar you.
Con: What is it?
S: Just something to mostrar what your enemy looks like. Gender?
Con: Mare.
S: Mane?
Con: It was sort of like arco iris Dash's but in yellow.
S: Like this?
Con: No, a little lighter. Yeah like that.
S: Race?
Con: Pegasus.
S: Eye color?
Con: There's something covering her eyes. I think she's a cyborg.
S: Raiden.
Con: Who?
S: She used to be a part of our organization, but things went horribly wrong once we got her to do something we thought would be good.
Con: tu wanted her to be a cyborg pony?
S: We thought it would be a good thing, but she was too powerful, and eventually went rogue, planning to do anything to attack the C.I.E.
Con: That's not good. Where is she now?
S: Still in Canada, but at Neighagra Falls.
Con: I'm on it.

We all know about Neighagra falls, a beautiful place, blah blah blah the waterfall, that's not why Con's here.

Con arrived at Neighagra falls, and would be meeting with a poni, pony from M.I.6.

Con: Are tu Amzel?
Amzel: Yeah. Who are you?
Con: I'm the Equestrian agent. Mane, Con Mane.
Amzel: Amzel. Brewster Amzel.
Con: Perfect. Do tu know where Raiden is?
Amzel: She isn't too hard to find. Follow me.
Con: Where are we heading?
Amzel: To the Winter Olympics.
Con: But, there's no snow.
Pegasi: *create snow*
Amzel: tu were saying?
Con: We're working together to defeat a cyborg that is destroying my agency.
Amzel: That's not all she's doing.
Con: What do tu mean?
Amzel: Remember the ship she sank?
Con: Oh yeah the Los Alabama. What about it?
Amzel: There was something important on there, I think it was something that could launch nuclear missiles.
Con: What does she need it for?
Amzel: She's giving it to the Mexicans, and they'll destroy every other country
Con: Here we go again.
Amzel: What do tu mean?
Con: Golden Iris.

The two had breakfast, and went to see a mare ice skating. She was almost like Pinkie Pie, german, blue eyes, and has been skating since she was a filly.

Amzel: She's good.
Con: Almost like my boss. What's her name?
Amzel: I think it's Amy. She's looking at tu like she's in love.
Con: Oh jeez.
Amy: Guten tag. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Con: Vielleicht sprechen Sie Englisch?
Amy: You're cute.
Con: Well uh, thank you. But I must be going. *walks away*

On his way back to the hotel, con saw somepony nearby.

Con: Carole. *walks in flowershop*
Cashier: Hello, may I help you?
Con: I'd like to buy you're best flowers.
Cashier: Coming right up.
Carole: *walking in gunshop*
store owner: Hi Miss. What can I get you?
Carole: I need más ammo for my Bow & Arrow.
store owner: Sure thing.
Cashier: These cost a Quarter.
Con: Here tu are.
Irish pony45: *flying plane*
Carole: *gets down*
Irish pony45: *shoots at Carole*
Con: *shoots pilot*
Irish pony45: Ngh! *crashes into building*
Civilians: Oh no! What happened? *runs toward wreckage*
Con: Ah perfect. *puts flores por plane* For his funeral.
Carole: What happened?!
Con: Carole? What are tu doing here?
Carole: I came to stop Raiden.
Con: Me too. But since we ran into each other, maybe...
Carole: *kisses Con*
Con: *kisses Carole*

After some destruction, and romance, Con got back to his hotel.

Amy: AAH!!
Con: WHAT?! ARE? tu DOING HERE?!
Amy: I was just taking a shower!
Con: Oh god. How did tu get in here?
Amy: Through der window.
Con: Oh, uh.. Great.
Amy: What's the matter? *lays on bed* Don't tu like me?
Con: Amy I think you're wonderful, but I'm not sure if your trainers, o parents would approve.
Amy: I don't think they would. They still think I'm a Virgin.
Con: Oh wow.
Amy: Let's go hang out together.

In case you're wondering Amy is 10 years younger then Con is.

The siguiente día Con went to see más of the Winter Olympics with Amy.

Amy: Wish me luck.
Con: tu know I will.
irish ponies: *flying airplanes toward him*
Con: But unfortunately I must go *casts spell*
Amy: Why are tu running?
Con: *grows wings*
Amy: o not.
Con: *flies up*
irish ponies: *shoot ground*
Con: *grab gun*
Irish pilot: *shoots gun*
Con: Great.
2nd irish pilot: I think it's time we shoot missiles at him!
Irish pilot: I agree lad. *activates launcher*
Con: *flies through trees*
Irish pilot: *shoots tree*
2nd Irish pilot: What were ye thinking?
Irish pilot: He moved, and I shot the árbol *crashes*
Con: *flies through cloud*
2nd Irish pilot: *shoots at him*
Canadian: *flying helicopter*
Con: *flies through chopper*
2nd Irish pilot: *flies under chopper*
Canadian: *grabs machine gun*
Con: *flies toward ground*
Canadian: *shoots pilot's wings*
2nd Irish pilot: *shoots Con's wings*
Con: *lands*
2nd irish pilot: *crashes*

After missing Amy perform, Con decided to see her tonight at an ice rink

Con: *parks car*
Amzel: Do tu want me to go with you?
Con: No, it shouldn't take too long. *walks into building*
Amy: *ice skating* Con, tu made it.
Con: Ja, how could I not?
Amy: I amor you.
Con: Already? And how old are you?
Amy: 9.
Con: Yeah, and I'm 16. Don't tu think we're rushing this?
Amy: Nien, but I do have to go. *leaves*
Con: *sighs* How do I get into these situations?
Ice skaters: *skate toward him*
Con: Oh god!
Ice skater 1: *pushes Con down*
Ice skater 2: *skates toward him*
Con: *stands up*
Ice skater 2: RRAGGH!
Con: *flips him over*
Ice skater 1: *charges*
Con: *throws him into goal*
Ice skater 2: *gets back up*
Con: *avoids attack*
Ice skater 2: *rises hockey stick*
Con: *grabs it*
Ice skater 2: *grabs gun*
Con: *hits him into goal*
Ice Skater 3: *runs toward him*
Con: *drives zamboni into 3rd skater*
Ice skater 3: *slides into goal*

And with that, Con went back to his car, but when he arrived he found something surprising.

Con: Amzel?
Amzel: *dead*
Con: *spots badge* Raiden must have done this.

He met up with Carole again, and saw that there were some irish ponies.

Con: What are these guys doing here?
Carole: These ponies maybe irish, but they want to help.
Good irish pony: My name is Edward, and this is my group known as The Resistance.
Con: Why are tu fighting your own country?
Edward: They are handing over a weapon to Mexico that will destroy every place other then their own.
Resistance sgt: They must be stopped at all costs.
Con: You're right, where are tu heading?
Edward: To the docks. Raiden will try to escape with the weapon.
Con: Then we'd better go.

So they went to the docks where Raiden's army was working.

Con: Wait for my command.
Edward: Alright.
Con: Now *shoots irish ponies*
Irish pony88: *grabs famas*
resistance PFC: *kicks 88th irish pony*
Irish pony88: *falls in water*
Irish pony63: *sets up MG42*
Edward: Take cover! *hides behind wall*
Irish pony63: *shoots near con*
Carole: *shoots arrow at machine gunner*
Irish pony63: *gets shot in the eye*
Con: siguiente time do that to a bull.
Irish pony68: *throws grenade*
Carole: *throws it back*
Raiden: Colonel! What's happening?!
Irish colonel: The Resistance has teamed up with Con Mane, and are attacking our harbor.
Raiden: Unnacceptable! Where's my car?
Irish pony46: *shoots near Edward*
Con: That was a close shave.
Edward: Hm, some of my mane came off. *laughs*
Con: *shoots 46th irish pony*
Irish pony7: He's using a Nambu, how is he killing us?!
Irish pony56: Who cares?
Resistance sgt: *pushes oil drum* It's empty, but I don't think they know.
Irish pony7: *shoots barrel* Reloading!
Resistance sgt: *shoots Irish pony7*
Raiden: *drives past*
Con: I got this *runs off*
Raiden: *driving alongside cliff*
Con: *teleports .7 miles in front of car*
Raiden: *driving 60 miles an hour*
Con: *shoots Raiden*
Raiden: AH *spins off on cliff* oh dear *tries to get out*

Raiden couldn't move, o else the car would fall off.

Con: *walks toward car*
Raiden: *stares nervously*
Con: *shows badge* tu left this with Amzel I believe *throws it in car*
Raiden's car: *falls off*
Raiden: AAAAAHHH!!!!

Did Raiden survive, and if so what will she do? What about the secret weapon? Did that survive?

Raiden didn't survive, but the secret weapon did. It wasn't until two days later when Con & The Resistance found out.

Con: I thought that weapon would be gone.
Edward: tu thought wrong my friend. Now the Irish are about to make the deal with the Mexicans in 3 hours, at this place north of our position.
Con: Then we'd better get a mover on.
Edward: I don't know lad, there's hundreds of them, and we have only five stallions.
Carole: And one mare.
Con: Then we must go.

They arrived at the place, and Con got ready to climb the mountain.

Edward: tu sure tu got this?
Con: Yeah. *climbs up*
Edward: Carole, do tu have any binoculars?
Carole: Yeah *gives them to Edward*
Edward: *Looks through binoculars* He's already halfway up!
Resistance Sgt: That's a huge mountain, how'd he do that?
Con: *hammers spike in mountain*
Carole: What's he doing?
Edward: He's setting some spikes with ropes in the mountain.
Con: There. That should do it *climbs up*
Edward: Hold on.
Carole: What is it?
Edward: Somepony.
Con: *makes it to top*
Raiden: *walks toward Con*
Con: *looks up*
Raiden: *kicks Con*
Con: *rolls toward cliff* OHHH! *falls and stops*

Yeah, about Raiden not surviving... I lied

Con: *climbs back up*
Raiden: *takes out spike*
Con: *loses ground*
Edward: This can't be good.
Raiden: *takes out 2nd spike*
Con: Damn! If she takes the third one out, I'm dead.
Raiden: *takes 3rd spike out*
Con: *teleports behind Raiden*
Raiden: So much for Mr. Mane
Con: *kicks Raiden off mountain*
Raiden: *falls*
Edward: Alright, let's go.
Con: *lowers basket*
Carole: It's a long way up.
Edward: We have to wait a few minutos before making our way up.
Raiden: *flies back to parte superior, arriba of mountain*
Con: *whistling song*
Raiden: *grabs gun*
Con: *hits Raiden*
Raiden: *drops gun*
Edward: It's here. Let's get on *goes in basket*
Carole: *gets in*
Raiden: *hits Con's nose*
Con: *hits Raiden's neck*
Raiden: *falls asleep*
Carole: We're here.
Con: Good. Now let's get the others.
Edward: They won't be in this fight. It's just the three of us.
Con: That's too bad. The más the merrier.

The three ponies went inside where the Irish were. The new leader was at the parte superior, arriba floor.

Carole: Alright, we gotta do this before the mexicans get here.
Con: *shoots irish ponies*
Amy: What was that?
N.I.L: None of your business *pushes Amy in bed*
Amy: tu can go buck yourself!
N.I.L: *slaps Amy*
Con: *breaks down door* Amy?
Amy: Con help!
N.I.L *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots at N.I.L*
N.I.L: *blocks shots*
Con: Only one thing to do now *takes away sword*
N.I.L: tu bloody unicorn!
Edward: I hear a helicopter!
Carole: It's the mexicans.
P: *flying helicopter*
Con: *kicks new irish leader*
NIL: *grabs torch*
Con: *shoots flame* Not so much use now is it?
NIL: *hits Con*
Con: *grabs stick*
NIL: I thought tu dicho it wasn't useful.
Con: I lied *pushes NIL out window* Are tu ok Amy?
Amy: I'm fine.
Edward: Get the secret weapon, P is here.
Con: Oh perfect *grabs secret weapon*
P: Con tu did it. Now, give me the weapon.
Con: *throws it down cliff*

Despite surviving an earlier drop, that was in a car. The secret weapon broke once it hit the bottom.

P: What the hell?
Con: tu don't have it, I don't have it. Therefore nopony else can have it.
P: Hhmmmm. That's a good thought there. Well I'm on my way back to HQ. *gets in helicopter* tu coming?
Con: Nien. I'm staying with Carole.
P: Ok. *flies away*

Eight hours later in the atlantic ocean

Con: *laying in cama with Carole* tu still driving that rosado, rosa peice of crap?
Carole: I told tu it's a sexy car. But not as sexy as you.
Con: Obviously, nothing is.
S: Con, do tu read me?
Con: Yeah, why did tu put a walkie talkie in my wristwatch?
S: To inform tu that Princess Celestia has something to tell you.
Con: Right *takes off watch* Let's go somewhere else, shall we?
Carole: We're on a boat, why don't we go scuba diving?
Con: Perfect idea.
S: Con! Are tu there? Con!
Parrot: Yes?
S: Princess Celestia is going to talk to you.
Celestia: Mr. Mane, how glad to finally speak to you.
Parrot: Eeyup.
Celestia: I just want to thank tu for saving our world from Mexico.
Parrot: kiss me.
Celestia: Oh, really Mr. Mane you're such a funny pony.
S: Hold on, let me speak to him. Con! Where are you?
Con: *dives in water* Here.
Parrot: *drops watch*

And that includes For Your I's Only

Con Mane will return in License To Murder.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostrar that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank tu everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank tu very much....
continue reading...
tu see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, tu got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, tu got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If tu wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If tu wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is más than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what tu needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
continue reading...
posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult poni, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's parte superior, arriba student, i always thought there was something más to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're más than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted por his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's mostrar is here.

Tom: Now, most of tu probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give tu an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and tu stop at a red light. Do tu ever try to mover an extra inch o two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when tu see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. tu just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining tu with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most reciente film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His reciente role as Dr. Robotnik...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but tu know what another popular target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now tu assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do tu really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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What's a comedy mostrar without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, o the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, o Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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After mentioning things tu should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: tu know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where tu can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostrar that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank tu everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank tu very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help tu officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. tu know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times por a blue unicorn. He gets punched one más time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting siguiente to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted por the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting siguiente to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are tu angry at me?
Jake: tu owe me an apology for the way tu talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are tu getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: tu quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 o something, idk), is that this club has lost its backbone. The reciente year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught por ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid tu don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. navidad day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your día outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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Source: facebook
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...


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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some mesa, tabla covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good día VOID. I never thought tu will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah tu see this. My project. frutas of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. tu know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But tu know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may mover body o stimulate brain. And this segundo thing...
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