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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new engines
The new engines
siguiente morning, Pete's new engines arrived.

Pete: Ah perfect. Ok Gordon, time to take those engines back.
Gordon: Yes sir. *climbs in pacific*
Red rose: *watching* This is definetly going to anger Hawkeye.
Gordon: *takes engines back to St. Foalis*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Whoa, wait a minute, what's going on?
Red Rose: Gordon is taking the engines tu brought here away.
Pete: That's right. We have the new diesels I ordered.
Hawkeye: Oh great. Thanks.

But when Gordon arrived in St. Foalis.

B&O worker: *sees pacifics*
Gordon: Alright. We have new engines, and no longer need to use your engines. Thanks for letting us lease them.
B&O worker: What are tu talking about? Your controller traded two diesels in favor those engines
Gordon: Did he now? Why would he do that?
B&O worker: I don't know pal. He's your controller. Not mine.
Gordon: Well we don't want these anymore. Give us our diesels back!
B&O worker: Ok, but they're painted in our railroad colors.
Gordon: tu mean tu painted them for the Baltimare & Ohio?!
B&O worker: Afraid so.
Gordon: Whatever, just bring them here.

Still, could be worse.

Gordon returned to Cheyenne with the two diesels, painted in B&O colors.

Pete: What is this? Did tu steal these engines?!
Gordon: No sir! I-It was Hawkeye!! He set me up!
Pete: Hawkeye would never do something like that! Unlike you, he is a hard worker, delivers trains on time, and does not steal engines like what you've done!
Gordon: But- you've got to find him, and interrogate him about this!
Pete: No buts. He is in Greeley, and is lucky not to deal with tu like I am right now. tu are suspended from work with no pay for a month!
Gordon: Fuck!
Pete: Two months.
Gordon: Fine! *runs away*

At Greeley

Hawkeye: I don't know why Coffee Creme, but I feel like things are going our way.
Coffee Creme: What makes tu say that?
Hawkeye: The anger of a very stupid pony.
Both: *laugh*

The End

siguiente up in Ponies On The Rails

When Gordon returns to work, he has to deliver a train with somepony he doesn't like.

The articulo will be called Enemies With Benefits
 The engines Gordon took to Cheyenne
The engines Gordon took to Cheyenne
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are tu two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting siguiente to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell tu the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a poni, pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other poni, pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - tu wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do tu know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So seguro that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and tu simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... tu smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The siguiente train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the poni, pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure tu have, now if tu don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right tu are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck siguiente time zombies.
Twilight: tu give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They dicho to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - tu will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 segundo Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead por arco iris Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the siguiente room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of tu to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, tu do it. tu have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left tu unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 hora later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic corazón to Steven*
Steven - *puts corazón inside* tu will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! tu were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - tu guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - tu talk like tu were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do tu liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... tu guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left tu some heavy armor to wear. tu gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so tu know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't mover an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - hola new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will mover onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want tu to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only tu and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house siguiente to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the campana being rung.

Tim: Guess that respuestas my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time tu saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) tu don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: más like tu had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No tu didn't.. tu just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, tu won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2


"The battle aginst fool"


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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one poni, pony to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - o else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* tu couldn't play por my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful día isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - tu know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...
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Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding cerveza bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What tu mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - tu can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are tu mad tu will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was dado care and inicial por those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping tu then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...
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