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 It was hot outside, but arco iris somehow had brought popsicles....
It was hot outside, but Rainbow somehow had brought popsicles....
Ok, so following the last part, Celestia and Bolt find a hotel to sleep at for tomorrow. Kinda hard for Bolt to have to share a cama with the princess, since her mane was constantly flowing. The siguiente morning......

Bolt: It's time to get going! Your Highness, it's time to go! HELLO!? *uses magic to make a slice of cake appear*

Celestia: Cake....MINE!! *jumps out of cama but trips* Ow....So, we ready to go?

Bolt: Yes. Let' grab our stuff and hop to it!

They bring their pocket sized cars out, put them on the ground of the parking lot, and press the button. Bolt gets in his car, ready to speed off, when....

Pinkie: *appears from behind the front seat* WHAT'S UP, BOLT!?

Bolt: *looks in the rear view mirror* What the....WAHHHHH!! What are tu doing in my car!?

Pinkie: I thought tu needed help finding Luna. I brought the gang too!

Bolt: *Looks back again, seeing the other main five smiling innocently back at him* What the....

Rainbow: It was her idea!

Bolt: I knew tu were going to come, Rainbow! Each time I looked behind myself, a arbusto, bush rustles, and I see a slight arco iris dash! Get it? Pretty funny....

Pinkie: Shotgun! tu lose, Applejack!

Applejack: Oh yeah? Shotgun on the way back! Boo yah!

Bolt: Everyone, please! If the princess finds tu followed us, she's gonna have corazón attack! Where's Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: Right here....Squished!

Bolt: Hey, give her some space! It won't be long before I turn this hot rod into a monster truck. Celestia can do the same with hers!

Rainbow: AWWW YEAHHHH!! Do it now!

Bolt: Only in case we get caught in traffic. Oh, here we go.

Celestia: We got caught in traffic! tu ready?

Bolt: *yelling to main six* Get down! tu bet I am!

Celestia presses a button with a picture of a monster truck on it (what a surprise), and her Royal Royce got turned into the Royal Rumbler. Bolt's Bolt Charger got turned into the Bolt Zapper. And they were out offroading!

Bolt: OH YEAH!!! That's what I'm talking about!!

Celestia: We should be arriving at the place where Luna is in a few hours. I just hope she's there!

Bolt: Me too!

After an hora of driving over hills and jumping off ridges, they arrived at the supposed location of Luna. Bolt looks around, and the main six step out the Bolt Zapper, with only Pinkie falling to the ground.

Pinkie: Geez, where's the step on this thing!?

Bolt: tu missed it. Just a few inches under the door. Are tu ok?

Pinkie: *starts crying* I really landed on my butt! I can't sit down!

Bolt: Oh...It's ok, I'll carry tu on my back so tu don't have to sit! *lifts Pinkie onto his back*

Pinkie: Thanks, Bolt...

Applejack: That's mighty sweet of ya. I'm getting impressed with ya!

So they walk with AJ walking siguiente to Bolt, ad when Celestia turns to talk to him....

Celestia: So, there's sign that says Luna is here...how cheesy. And...WHAT THE HAY!?

Bolt: I had no idea they followed us! They wanted to help!

Celestia: OK, tu can help us find Luna. The best way is to stay together! Let's get searching!

So the group walks to buscar the entire area, and what happens siguiente isn't funny!

Bolt: WHAT THE BUCK!? We've searched this whole place, and she's nowhere to be found!

*Dr. Whooves appears out of nowhere*

Whooves: I'm afraid she isn't here. Something tells me that this is some sort of game of hide and seek! She is in fact hiding from you, and thinks she'll win! tu wouldn't want to lose, do you, Princess?

Celestia: Heck no!! C'mon, your riding with me! We're gonna find Luna and win this game!

Applejack: Shotgun on the way back. I called it!

Rainbow: I'll follow you, Bolt!

Bolt: *putting on sunglasses* Let's go seek Luna!

Twilight: There's no road!!

Celestia: Where we're going, we don't need roads. Time to fly!

At that moment, their cars turn into flying versions, with the wheels facing down. They take off back to Canterlot, where Luna was hiding for so long. Will they find her and end this ridiculous game? Part 3 is sure to be the exciting end to this story!
 arco iris finds out along with the others that this whole thing was a game of hide and seek, and boy, is she annoyed!
Rainbow finds out along with the others that this whole thing was a game of hide and seek, and boy, is she annoyed!
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the segundo i publicar it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful día in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a misceláneo gay thought suddenly popped up in her rosado, rosa head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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added by zanhar1
Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama videos on YouTube before I started escritura this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope tu guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a día for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arco iris Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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added by zanhar1
Source: sazuko
added by zanhar1
Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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Source: aquila sadiqua zeba
#5: Anthropology por JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's lista of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never lectura it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE rosado, rosa TEMPTATION por CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S arco iris DASH por MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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added by triq267
Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this mostrar down with the evil perra queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if tu liked the season finale of season 6 o not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that cupcakes has some of the greastest fan videos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD tu HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL tu SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS tu TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY o WHATEVER YOUR poni, pony NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did tu spend it all cerveza again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that día came and went after tu gave yourself...
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I thought I would have más ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have más annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro segundos after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are más o less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his friends in their favorito! tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose camisa, camiseta and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of amor had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired por The amor in the Night por Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, tu heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if tu don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank tu for lectura and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her castillo in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of amor craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once tu wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported por EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No más meat for you.
Applejack: tu were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend por my parents until mlp came out.your mostrar helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one día i can work with tu guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are más like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if tu can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your fan AustinHaynes