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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up más stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw tu enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are tu doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions, I bring to tu Goldhoof

Starring Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
aguardiente de manzana, applejack as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean poni, pony as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS

The rest of this part takes place at a hotel in Las Pegasus

Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Con how are you?
Con: Very well. What did tu want to mostrar me?
Fenix: I want tu to look at that red poni, pony over there *points at Goldhoof*
Con: What about him?
Fenix: That's Goldhoof, he is obsessed with gold, and doesn't like losing. Looks like he's taking another poni, pony to the cleaners.
Con: Has he ever lost before?
Fenix: Never.
Con: Sounds like he's cheating then.
Goldhoof: Alright lets do this.
Gambliing pony: Best two out of three?
Goldhoof: Eeyup *shuffles cards*
Con: I think somepony is feeding him information.
Fenix: What makes tu say that?
Con: A filly with binoculars *walks away*

After leaving his best friend Con makes his way into the same room that the filly is in.

Con: Shouldn't tu be learning how to not cheat?
Bloom: No I'm learning how to get paid for cheating.
Con: *pulls Bloom away from window* Your too young to do anything with gambling.
Wierdjob: *knocks Con out*

When Con wakes up he finds Bloom laying in a bed. She is completely covered in gold, and is dead.

Con: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO A FILLY?!!?

The siguiente día Con returned to the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Did tu enjoy your vacation?
Con: Yes, I even saw Fenix.
P: What did he have to say?
Con: He told me about somepony named Goldhoof. He killed a filly por turning her into gold.
P: Well that's interesting, because I have an assignment for tu to find Goldhoof. I want tu to find out on what he's doing, and if he is a danger to us o not. S here will mostrar tu your weapons, gadgets, and car.
Con: Car?
S: That's right. Follow me.

S then takes Con into a room with gadgets being tested.

Con: What's under the tarp?
S: Your car. *pulls tarp* An Aston Maretin DP5
Con: What can it do?
S: I installed some devices on here. One of them tu can use to change the license plate in case tu get out of an epic car chase. *changes license plate*
Con: Interesting, what about attacking?
S: The only thing close enough for attacking are the oil slicks.
Con: *looks inside car* What button do I press?
S: Easy! tu almost pushed the ejector button.
Con: Oh.
S: This also has a radar, and speaking of radar I have a device that will track tu down on our radars. One big one, and a small one.
Con: Cool. Anything else?
S: Your usual M1911, but the clip is modified to hold 23 bullets.
Con: How many clips do I get?
S: Five *gives stuff to Con* Goldhoof will be heading to a golf course por the neighagra falls. tu will find a grey unicorn as your caddy.
Con: 0008 I gotta go *leaves for golf course*

tu all know how golf works, but that doesn't mean they'll play por the rules. o will they?

It's time to start the golf match. But tu must wait!

Con: Hello Goldhoof
Goldhoof: Con, nice to meet you.
0008: Hi Con.
Con: Where is your caddy?
Goldhoof: I'm not sure.
Wierdjob: *arrives scaring Con big time*
Goldhoof: lol, tu must excuse wierdjob. He doesn't talk, and does wierd jobs for me.
Con: I noticed.

The match starts, and things get wierd towards the 12th hole.

Goldhoof: *hits golf ball*
Con: Looks like it landed in the rough.
Goldhoof: Damnit

They check to see where it landed.

Con: If tu can't find it, then you'll have a 1 stroke penalty
Goldhoof: What?! That aint fair!
Con: We're doing a parody of a movie of course it isn't fair!
Goldhoof: *ragequits*
0008: Too easy
Con: Yeah for you.

After leaving the golf course Con sets one of the radar devices into Goldhoof's car. Con then checks his radar. He follows him, not aware of a another poni, pony following him.

Goldhoof: *hears noise* What's that noise?
Wierdjob: I don't know
Goldhoof: You're not supposed to talk! *stops car*
Con: *stops car*
Lyra: *grabs rifle*
Goldhoof: What is this thing? *throws tracker away*
Lyra: *shoots at Con, and misses*
Con: ...
Lyra: *drives away*

Lyra was chasing Con again, and as a result Con flattened Lyra's tires.

Lyra: You've gotta be kidding me!
Con: Wow a double blow out. How rare.
Lyra: The side of my car is also scratched.
Con: Shouldn't have tried to ram me.

Con then offers Lyra a ride to a service station further down the road.

Con: Why were tu following me?
Lyra: I noticed tu were trying to follow Goldhoof.
Con: Do tu work for him?
Lyra: That isn't your business.
Con: It became my business when I saw a filly he killed.
Lyra: Bloom?
Con: Yes.
Lyra: Ok I'll tell tu everything tu need to know.

por the time Lyra tells Con everything they get to the service station. Con continues leaving Lyra.

Several hours later Con got toward a factory owned por Goldhoof.

Con: *notices korean ponies driving trucks*
korean poni, pony 56: follow him
Con: *floors it*
korean poni, pony 34: Good thing Wierdjob is with us
Wierdjob: *knods head* Why am i not allowed to talk?
korean poni, pony 34: *hits wierdjob with shovel* that's why!
Con: *activates oil slick*
korean poni, pony 56: *spins out of control off a cliff*
korean poni, pony 35: *blocks road*
Con: *drives in ditch*
Wierdjob: *jumps out of truck*
Con: *runs off*
Korean poni, pony 54: STOP!
Wierdjob: *takes off hat*
Con: *Watches with confusion*
Korean poni, pony 54: Run off and tu die from this hat.
Con: and if I stay?
Korean poni, pony 54: We kidnap tu

The koreans towed Con's car out of the ditch, and made him get in, following the other trucks.

Korean poni, pony 48: We will turn left here.
Con: Right. *turns right*
Korean poni, pony 48: *pulls out pistol*
Con: *activates ejector seat*
other koreans: *shoot with SMG's*
Wierdjob: *pushes korean poni, pony 34 out of driver seat*
korean poni, pony 67: *shoots Con in shoulder*
Con: *drives into muro knocked out*

20 minutos later Con wakes up to find himself laying on a mesa, tabla with Goldhoof standing por him

Goldhoof: First tu beat me at golf, then tu try to intrude on my factory
Con: I'm sorry. NOT!
Goldhoof: Sarcasm sucks.
Con: Do tu expect me to talk?
Goldhoof: No Mr. Mane I expect tu to die *activates laser*
Korean poni, pony 44: *plays dramatic music*
Goldhoof: This laser will slowly cut tu to death.
Con: You're not even going to interrogate me?
Goldhoof: What could C.I.E possibly know about what I'm up to?
Con: Operation Homerun
Goldhoof: lol two words Mr. Mane. Nothing important to you!
Con: Can tu afford to take that chance?!
Goldhoof: Turn it off
korean poni, pony 44: *turns laser off with the ending of music*
Goldhoof: You're quite right Mr. Mane, you're worth más to me alive
Korean poni, pony 44: *shoots Con with tranquiliser*

After the effects of the tranquilizer wear off Con finds himself on a plane.

Con: Who are you?
mare: My name is Apples Galore
Con: *looks around* Is this a dream?
AG: No. tu are flying towards Sweet manzana, apple Acres.
Con: What for?
AG: We are stealing all the oro from the largest oro depository.
Con: Ponyville?
Goldhoof: Eeyup. tu are going to be my prisoner/assistant.
Con: What am I helping tu with?
Goldhoof: You'll know when the time comes.

The plane lands at the ponyville airport, and Goldhoof takes his "guests" to sweet manzana, apple acres in a station wagon. WOW

Goldhoof: Lets get your pilots set Apples.
Apples: Get to your airplanes!
pilots: *take off performing tricks*
Con: They're good
Apples: They should be, Ah trained them.
pilot 1: drop the gas!
pilots: *drop gas*

After dropping gas in Ponyville, all the ponies fell asleep. They would remain so for 6 hours. When all the ponies fell asleep, it looked bad. Cars crashed into each other with some of them on their sides, while other ponies fell off balconies, and died.

Korean poni, pony 67: hola I know you.
Con: Yeah, tu shot me.
Goldhoof: Allright. Ah would like to thank y'all for coming here.
9 resident stallions: your welcome.
Goldhoof: Now to mostrar tu my plan. *shows model of fort corn*
Mr. Olos: What is this?
Goldhoof: This is fort corn. Sort of named after Unicorns.
Mr. Sir Evans: What do tu tend to do?
Goldhoof: Steal all the oro of course.
Mr. Olos: Of course.
Goldhoof: What do tu mean por that?
Mr. Olos: tu are a redneck trying to steal gold.
Goldhoof: And after that I blow the fort up.
Mr. Smith: What? Are tu insane?
Goldhoof: This is a bomb made por koreans, and it will contaminate the oro so it will be mine, and mine only!
Mr. Olos: This is crazy, I don't want any part of this.
Con: *writes letter*
Goldhoof: Ok, where do tu live?
Mr: Olos: Fillydelphia.
Goldhoof: Wierdjob, take Mr. Olos to the trainstation so he can go to Fillydelphia.
Con: *folds letter putting mini tracker in it*
Goldhoof: Take the series 65, and make sure tu get the job done.
Wierdjob: *knods head*
Con: *places letter in Mr Olos' shirt*
Goldhoof: Now, lets go steal some gold!

Later in another part of Ponyville

Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped por Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*
Mr. Olos: hola the trainstation is that way.
Korean poni, pony 63: This is a quick route
Shredder: He might be in a car on this highway
Fenix: He could be.

But Con was in a stolen troop truck heading into Fort Corn. The poni, pony on Fenix's radar was heading to a scrapyard. He was tied to the chair, and couldn't get out. Wierdjob was going to crush the car.

Mr Olos: tu can't do this! Whatever tu have planned will fail!
korean poni, pony 63: *shoots Mr, Olos*
Wierdjob: *crushes car*
Shredder: The dot disappeared.
Fenix: That's not like Con at all. We better check fort corn.
Wierdjob: *passes Fenix on other side of road*
Korean poni, pony 63: Why are the remains of the Coltillac behind our truck?
Wierdjob: *shrugs*

Back at Fort maíz

Goldhoof: Get the bomb set up at the bottom of the fort, and have Con handcuffed to it.
Korean poni, pony 41: Yes sir.
Con: You're an culo tu know that?
Wierdjob: *shows up*
Korean poni, pony 63: The job is done.
Goldhoof: Why did tu bring the rest of the car here?
Korean poni, pony 63: We have no idea.
Fenix: Oh boy. Goldhoof is already there. They're holding Con hostage.
Shredder: Let's kill them then.
Fenix: I have a plan *drives backwards doing a burnout*
Goldhoof: What the hay?
Ponyville soldiers: *wake up*
Sgt. Sprinkles: We have intruders!
Korean poni, pony 41: mover
Con: Oh kay >:(
korean ponies: *shoot soldiers*
soldiers: *shoot koreans*
Fenix: M.I.3 let me pass!
Sgt. Sprinkles: Sure
Shredder: I'm with him.

Con was taken into the basement where the bomb was only to find Wierdjob.

Con: Oh great
Korean poni, pony 41: *cuffs Con to bomb* tu two enjoy yourselves now.
Wierdjob: *hits Con*
Con: *uses magic to get rid of hoofcuffs*
Wierdjob: *hits Con, and pushes him to floor*
Con: *looks at timer, 60 segundos left*
Wierdjob: *throws hat*
Con: *dodges then grabs hat*
Wierdjob: *moves to right*
Con: *throws hat, and misses, hitting a fence*
Wierdjob: *walks toward hat*
Con: *electrifies fence*
Wierdjob: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Fenix: Con!
Con: Which wire do I cut?!
Fenix: The right one!
Con: *cuts wire on right defusing bomb*
Fenix: Ach, that was close.
Con: Too close
Fenix: Yeah. I got tu a flight to Canterlot. When Princess Celestia invites tu to lunch, tu can't say no.

After the fight in Fort Corn, all the korean ponies were either executed o sent to jail.
Con was in the plane when this happened.

Apples: Did y'all miss me?
Con: Very. Where were you?
Apples: Thinking about you.
Goldhoof: tu miss her, but not me?
Con: tu tried to kill me, of course I don't miss you.
Goldhoof: You've interfeared with mah plans for the last time Mr. Mane!
Con: Be careful pointing pistolas in an airplane. It's not smart.
Goldhoof: Watch me *shoots gun*

At that moment the bullet from Goldhoof's gun richoceted all over the plane then breaking a window.

Goldhoof: OH NO!!
Con: I warned you!
Goldhoof: *falls out window*

The airplane then went flying out of control, then Con, and Apples Galore jumped out with a parachute.

Fenix: OMC CON!!
Apples: M.I.3 is worried about us.
Con: This is no time to be rescued *kisses Apples Galore*

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing siguiente to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery pistolas with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine más traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was mostrando up to the yards where his train was getting...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
culo culo Inn

Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the culo culo Inn, everyone was sad. A poni, pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a poni, pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The poni, pony with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection carro on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have tu been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What año did tu start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the calle together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: tu mean...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the colores of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will tu stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an naranja firework* That's nice....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony estola all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a circulo, círculo looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a barco that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The siguiente day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, o just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight por train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered por train....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks tu guys.
Master Sword: What caused tu to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did tu find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner dicho it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: o he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do tu plan to go...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....
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Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings

link

aguardiente de manzana, applejack gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.

Applejack's Double Life

link

With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? registrarse Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read más fanfictions por me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
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Spike: tu guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. tu say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Spike: Everything.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Voice: *aham*
Spike: Dash?
Rainbow: tu guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.


Rainbow: I'M NOT @#$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are tu sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: @#$% tu *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming...
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