Back at Sweet manzana, apple Acres

RDP arco iris Dash: *wakes up* hola Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet manzana, apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP arco iris Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: arco iris Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP arco iris Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get tu free *unties arco iris Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP arco iris Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP arco iris Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are tu doing?
RDP arco iris Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank tu Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP arco iris Dash: *Flies*

Meanwhile...

RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM arco iris Dash: So they're at Sweet manzana, apple Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM arco iris Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do tu want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM arco iris Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your friends after we get back.

Then suddenly más bullets hit the muro near Twilight, and Spike.

RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM arco iris Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who dicho we were done here?

Still. Could be worse

Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: tu are in a military air space, tu must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.

Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.

Rarity: If tu didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With arco iris Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, tu two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape

2 B continued