It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A poni, pony dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.
US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.
siguiente morning in Canterlot
Con: Hello Moneybit, tu look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see tu now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con: Hello sir. What mission do tu have for me today?
P: Before I breif tu on your mission, let me just say that what tu did with Double X was completely unacceptable.
Con: So?
P: tu fucked a mare in an enemy organization!
Con: And it felt good.
P: Whatever. Take a look at this. *shows egg*
Con: Where did tu get this?
P: It was retrieved por 0009 before he was killed in San Fran.
Con: How did he get it here during his death?
P: His body was found, and we brought it back here. Now it's supposed to have a secret message hidden inside it.
Con: *opens egg* It says that Las Pegasus is next.
P: You're meeting with Mirage, Fenix, and Rain Bouvier at the Midas casino, run por a poni, pony named Tara.
Con: Ok. *leaves*
Moneybit: tu have to see S before tu leave.
Con: Sure.
S: *comes from lab* 0007, this way please. *goes back in*
Con: *follows*
S: tu won't get much for this mission. Just your standard Nambu pistol, and this. *shows coins*
Con: What do tu expect me to buy?
S: I expect tu to buy yourself time. What they really are, are mines. They can stick onto any surface, and can be detonated anytime with this *shows pen*
Con: Does every pen tu give me have to do with explosives?
S: tu could say that. Good luck.
Later, in the Midas Casino
Tara: Good morning everypony. As tu know, we are killing everypony with my bajo cañón called Octopus-3.
US soldier: What makes Octopus-3 powerful?
Tara: It's a far range cañón that can attack any city that it pleases. We were supposed to attack this city, but somepony infiltrated with our plans. He's dead now, but there is another poni, pony that is attacking our group, and is still alive. Whoever it is, will be a problem.
US Soldier: No kidding
Tara: In the meantime, here's what we have to worry about *shows map* We have bribed the western part of the Equestrian army to be part of our group, but there are others that can attack us. Below us, is Mexico. They may be near us, but we have a stronger army. The same with eastern Equestria, and Germany. Nopony can defeat us!
For now
2 B continued
US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.
siguiente morning in Canterlot
Con: Hello Moneybit, tu look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see tu now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con: Hello sir. What mission do tu have for me today?
P: Before I breif tu on your mission, let me just say that what tu did with Double X was completely unacceptable.
Con: So?
P: tu fucked a mare in an enemy organization!
Con: And it felt good.
P: Whatever. Take a look at this. *shows egg*
Con: Where did tu get this?
P: It was retrieved por 0009 before he was killed in San Fran.
Con: How did he get it here during his death?
P: His body was found, and we brought it back here. Now it's supposed to have a secret message hidden inside it.
Con: *opens egg* It says that Las Pegasus is next.
P: You're meeting with Mirage, Fenix, and Rain Bouvier at the Midas casino, run por a poni, pony named Tara.
Con: Ok. *leaves*
Moneybit: tu have to see S before tu leave.
Con: Sure.
S: *comes from lab* 0007, this way please. *goes back in*
Con: *follows*
S: tu won't get much for this mission. Just your standard Nambu pistol, and this. *shows coins*
Con: What do tu expect me to buy?
S: I expect tu to buy yourself time. What they really are, are mines. They can stick onto any surface, and can be detonated anytime with this *shows pen*
Con: Does every pen tu give me have to do with explosives?
S: tu could say that. Good luck.
Later, in the Midas Casino
Tara: Good morning everypony. As tu know, we are killing everypony with my bajo cañón called Octopus-3.
US soldier: What makes Octopus-3 powerful?
Tara: It's a far range cañón that can attack any city that it pleases. We were supposed to attack this city, but somepony infiltrated with our plans. He's dead now, but there is another poni, pony that is attacking our group, and is still alive. Whoever it is, will be a problem.
US Soldier: No kidding
Tara: In the meantime, here's what we have to worry about *shows map* We have bribed the western part of the Equestrian army to be part of our group, but there are others that can attack us. Below us, is Mexico. They may be near us, but we have a stronger army. The same with eastern Equestria, and Germany. Nopony can defeat us!
For now
2 B continued
