A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?
We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air
Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh tu from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are tu doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did tu do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: tu sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: tu can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone
Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to tu the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & pato, drake Hugo.............Theirselves
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We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air
Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh tu from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are tu doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did tu do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: tu sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: tu can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone
Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to tu the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & pato, drake Hugo.............Theirselves
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Dodge
Chevronet
Foallari
Hoofington
As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.
Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover
Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)
Type 3: Music
Just música I Don't Really know if there are subcategories tu can tell me in the comentarios if tu want
Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover
Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)
Type 3: Music
Just música I Don't Really know if there are subcategories tu can tell me in the comentarios if tu want
SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
END CUTAWAY:
AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.
SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought tu 'wanted' Rarity's diseño ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?
TO BE CONTAINUED.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
END CUTAWAY:
AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.
SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought tu 'wanted' Rarity's diseño ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?
TO BE CONTAINUED.