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posted by mariofan14
After what Shining Armour thought he saw the night before, he and his wife, Princess Cadance, sought out to find help on how to get rid of what was haunting them, yet they don't know that it was the succubus. First, the couple went to the C.E.P.D., the Crystal Empire Police Department. The two explained what happened last night, but the chief said, "I think tu two may be imagining things. There's no such thing as monsters of the supernatural world. It's all a bunch of gibberish." But it wasn't gibberish. The two found a professor of the supernatural, and when he was told about what happened last night, he said, "If it is a demon of sorts, then tu might need to put a ring of pure salt around your cama to ward off the spirit before tu go to bed."

Later that night, the two, before going to sleep, put around their cama a ring of pure salt to ward off the succubus. As soon as Shining Armour and Cadance went to sleep, the succubus returned. Eyeing the ring of salt, she said, "Pathetic mortals. I'm too smart for that." But how? She got out a escoba and a dustpan, collected the salt, and dumped it into a nearby trash can, being careful as to not let it fall on her because it would burn so badly. After that, she got close to Shining Armour, ready to seduce him in his sleep. As she seduced him, she said, "Yesss... Feed me your every gram of lust inside you... Feed me your very love... Feed me your SOUL!!!" But when Cadance opened her eyes a little, she saw the demon feeding off of her husband. She screamed, awakening her husband, scaring off the succubus, and attracted a few guards. "What happened?" one of them asked. "Get us a priest!" she cried.

An hora later, the priest of the Crystal Empire Church to the Goddess came over to the bedroom where Cadance bore witness to the succubus feeding off of Shining Armour. "Let me study this room and see if tu are being haunted por an evil spirit," he said. After about 15 minutes, he came out, saying, "No doubt about it. You're being haunted por an evil spirit. tu may not know it, but tu are being haunted por a succubus." "What's that?" SA asked. "I'll explain, but it will be long," the priest warned.

He begins to speak: "A succubus is a female demon from the pits of Hell that preys off of unsuspecting stallions like you, my prince, in their sleep. Succubi are known to also have sex with their victims so that they will give birth to más demons. They can even come into your sexual dreams. Known from ancient times, our ancestors had the power to repel these demons, but, unlike their male counterpart, the incubus, they're smarter than they look. The only way we could ever get rid of these sexual predators is if we kill them, but it won't be easy. It would have to be done at night." "How can we kill them?" Shining Armour asked. "We'll first have to be in the Church of the Goddess, where the demon will be weak. My friend in Ponyville defeated an incubus in the town chapel, also defending a couple mares. tu two might want to be in a bigger ring of pure salt, though. I'll be up all night, armed with holy water and holy weaponry. I'll keep tu two safe."

The siguiente night in the Church of the Goddess, Shining Armour and Cadance were fast asleep in a bigger ring of salt. Just like the priest said, he was armed with holy water and holy weaponry, ready to strike the incoming succubus. 20 minutos pass by, but there was nothing. 5 minutos later, however, the priest saw a shadow come up to him. It was the succubus! She dicho something in Enochian, but the priest didn't know what was said. "Is this better?" she asked. "Yes. Yes it is," he said. "Good," she replied, "and as I said, 'There's no way an old stallion like tu will get in my way!'" She knocked the priest over and ran towards Shining Armour and Cadance, only to step on the salt placed there. Shrieking in pain, she broke all of the windows with her high pitched scream and awoke a lot of ponies, including Shining Armour and Cadance.

Getting up from the ground, the priest unsheathed a dagger with words inscribed on it. It said, "Blessed be this dagger to kill the evils that are nearby." He was about to shank the succubus, but she jumped out of the way. She tried to escape, but Cadance caught her with her magic. Chaining the demon to the ground, the priest got his chance. He stabbed the succubus in her head, killing her. The demonic corpse turned into ashes, suddenly being poured on por holy water. The ashes then dissolved into nothing. Some of the crystal ponies that were awoken por the screams saw what happened. One of them asked, "What happened here?" Everything was then explained.

With the succubus gone, everything was back to the way it was, especially for Shining Armour and Cadance whenever they get ready to go to sleep. They are not very likely to see another demon sometime soon. The two could now sleep without any major trouble.

The end.
added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I amor to drink me some cerveza and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I amor my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock o rap?

I just hate country music, and if tu like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and rueda de espigas, piñón back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, tu got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need tu to get over to bahía Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the bahía Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
siguiente morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants tu to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. tu could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case galleta behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* tu told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it o not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are tu going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get tu anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight minutos later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked por all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fans label Iron Will as a...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the lista anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what tu gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means tu guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from cupcakes - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, facebook
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof por behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten dicho nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave tu alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad tu to know tu actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten dicho a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. tu wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten dicho excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Ever since one of my favorito! episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total más like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now tu have a total...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask tu something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My friends Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and araña Man, but now I don’t have one. Can tu find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth por his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an encantada suit of armor made por Odin, but stolen por Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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