I got another corvette
Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?!
Robotnik: It's our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before, there's a chance that it'll blow up.
Robotnik: It won't. Plus we can fit our entire army in it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.
Daniel: hola I've got an idea, what the hell is going on here?
Nazi captain: *kills Daniel Ingram*
Lauren: Why did tu do that?!
Nazi captain: He intruded on us. Now into the death egg.
Everyone got into the death egg, and King Sombra time traveled once again.
Equestria March 13, 2025
arco iris Dash: So tell me how tu survived that explosion.
Sean: I jumped out of the train, and shot the bomb.
arco iris Dash: Awesome :D
Sean: Yeah it was. I had to wait for an hora just to have Twilight get me here.
arco iris Dash: At least it was worth it.
Sean: Yeah considering that I am now dating the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.
arco iris Dash: Now I just have to beat tu at being the fastest runner.
Sean: Why? tu can fly much faster then 430 miles an hour.
Snips: Oh look out!
Snails: Discord is back with King Sombra, and griffons, and other people that wanna kill us.
Sean: What's with them?
arco iris Dash: They freak out about everything.
Discord: Because it's serious!
Sean: What the hell?! I killed you!
arco iris Dash: Let's get out of here!
Communists: *fire at Sean*
Catie: Kill Sean then get arco iris Dash!
Robotnik: Kill arco iris Dash first! She's faster!
Sean: *flips off Robotnik*
KS: AFTER THEM!!
Me, and arco iris Dash avoided King Sombra. Now we just had to make a visit to a friend.
arco iris Dash: Where's your car?
Sean: Still being worked on after the explosion. Tails should have another one set up for me. Chaos Control!
Mobius March 13, 2025
Tails: Hi guys
arco iris Dash: Hi Tails
Sean: Is my car ready?
Tails: Almost. I have another one set up for tu though. 2001 Chevrolet Corvette. Has adaptive camoflauge, machine guns, super traction control, and lots of other cool gadgets.
Sean: I'll bet.
arco iris Dash: Swag
Tails: Enjoy *walks away*
Sean: This will be good.
Back at Equestria
Robotnik: You're still working on that thing?
Shadow: This Skyline is 23 years old, and needs a lot of maintenance.
Robotnik: Not really. Just install high tech shit, and tu won't have to worry about it.
Shadow: What's it look like I'm doing asshole?
Blaze: Why a nissan?
Shadow: It's a skyline GTR. Why not?
Robotnik: Captain?
Captain Frites: Ja fuhrer?
Robotnik: I think it's time we get the freeze rayo, ray set up.
Captain Frites: Bejahand *Affirmative*
Blaze: So it's a GTR, why have it?
Robotnik: Why don't tu go check on our prisoner?
Blaze: Fine
Lauren: Why am I here?
Brian: Because tu won't registrarse King Sombra's army.
Blaze: How are tu enjoying things?
Lauren: They're fine, but Brian keeps pestering me.
Blaze & Brian: Too bad.
Lauren: Brian why would tu registrarse these guys?
Brian: I just thought that if we destroyed Equestria, there will be no más My Little Pony. We don't have to worry about it anymore!
Blaze: Maybe we should kill her.
Lauren: NO!
Brian: *Kills Lauren Faust*
Colonel Pempkov: What are tu imbecules doing?
Brian: I killed the prisoner.
Colonel Pempkov: What?
Catie: What did tu do?
Blaze: It was the right thing to do.
Just then the ice lazer was activated, and froze all of Equestria. Me & arco iris Dash are the only ones that can save the day. Can we?
Shadow's car
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail o will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My corazón is pure (her corazón is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail o will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My corazón is pure (her corazón is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
