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A Rant On: Rarity's Answer to the pregunta About arco iris Dash in "Sweet and Elite"

posted by Tawnyjay

I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD

"And, who is this arco iris Dash?"

Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"

I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:

"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poni, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."

I mean, is that humiliating?

I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.

Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.

tailsfan111, DragonAura15 and 2 others like this

MinervaHoot That's one of the reasons I think Rarity can be a jerk sometimes.

btflash I agree. In fact, I don't know why she was ashamed of any one of her friends, especially twilight! Twi's the princess' student, for crying out loud! Why would anyone be ashamed of that!

Tawnyjay @MinervaHoot: Well, yeah... I still love her though! @btflash: Exactly!

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papillon Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal encuesta that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the encuesta por other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting tu to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help tu with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

* * *

Director Nick: I want all of tu to prepare...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. tu don't sound too well. Are tu okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling tu earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: tu do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This día just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see tu when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as aceituna, oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to tu about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell tu what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...

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The Adventures Of arco iris Dash Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arco iris Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arco iris Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at arco iris Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't tu be friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna mostrar the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The melocotón poni, pony saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, tu know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that tu quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never dicho anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess tu should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: tu should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. tu could have hurt yourself....

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Aqua Marine's journey 6

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for tu to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three minutos later. “Wow, how did tu manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, arco iris Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: tu must of been counting your blessings Chimney. tu made bail.

Patrol board member: Do tu believe, in your best judgment, that tu have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like tu can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, tu let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out tu two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, tu have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. tu could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

Awesome poni, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & friends Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice día in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: tu sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are tu girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, por looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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Awesome poni, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask tu a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that tu wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, o something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...

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botella doble, botella doble, magnum Force Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello tu two, what can I help tu with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, tu decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arco iris Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do tu know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want tu to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go por the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...