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posted by Katie_Kat200
First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the comida (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a fan fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History fan Fiction o something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3


Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her biblioteca cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another día in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.


“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.

“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found por any other pony.

Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the fuente of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.

“Say, aren’t tu gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of segundos and than burst out laughing.

“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are tu going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.

“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 minuto shower, “How about today I go visit aguardiente de manzana, applejack and see how’s she’s doing?”

“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.

“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving tu alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”

“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”

“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.

“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.

“Cross my corazón and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.

“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.

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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to misceláneo ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.

“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.

“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.

“Actually, I was going to tell tu that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”

“Oh, as her student, tu want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what tu should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.

“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”

“Whatever tu come up with, we ponies will be behind tu the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.

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aguardiente de manzana, applejack was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.

“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” aguardiente de manzana, applejack said.

“Actually, I was wondering if tu could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.

“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s manzana, apple Harvest and I can’t let the manzana, apple Family down,” aguardiente de manzana, applejack said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.

“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can tu place four apples in a certain position for me?”

“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” aguardiente de manzana, applejack asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on parte superior, arriba of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.

“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do tu have any spare stone left?”

“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” aguardiente de manzana, applejack said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.

“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.

“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.

“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.

“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight dicho excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.

It probably isn't what tu expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If tu wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, tu can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the siguiente chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the ducha, ducha de -_-
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. tu should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did tu pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Larry Wilcox
Larry Wilcox
Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other día after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:04 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office, signing paperwork, (Will he ever stop doing that?) when the phone rang.

Pete: *Picks up the phone, and talks into it* Cheyenne train station, Union Pacific, Pete Reimer speaking.
Jeff: This is Jeff, with Percy. The railroad crossing west of Sherman colina has a cracked rail. We need supplies to fix it.
Pete: I'll send Stephanie over there.

In the train yard, Stephanie was driving a train with Nicole. Their engine was 844.

Nicole: *Stops the train siguiente to Snowflake's tower*
Stephanie: Well,...
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Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his nintendo 3DS*
Sean: Will tu put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive cañón on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the cañón really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't tu think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown por the enemy. Shoot...
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posted by triq267
Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New año party and decided to check out that My Little poni, pony mostrar I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a muro post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Tim: *Backs into his parking el espacio at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do tu think it'll be ready por tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two más friends named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A poni, pony in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over por Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: tu need to mostrar me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to mostrar tu anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what tu say. I'm not mostrando tu my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE tu THE REGISTRATION! tu DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a colina in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, tu three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to poni, pony world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will tu do.
Hunter - I'll give tu advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & arrow got a ride to the train yard por her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: tu be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And siguiente time tu have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & arrow got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad poni, pony passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad poni, pony 53: We just had a car...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do tu know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There tu are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit por the knife*
Brett: Don't tu dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The siguiente morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your friends Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and tu can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, o Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have tu decided what kind of navidad árbol tu wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, fuego house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.


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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed por power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman colina anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell tu something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because tu made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: tu were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than arco iris Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few minutos later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing siguiente to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are tu enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well siguiente time Celestia is intoxicated, tu should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadow castillo - Undead Realm
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Demon King - Sweet victory is in air...
Immortal Dvision Soldier - h-how ...
Demon King *slices Soldier* Silence fool...
Mare Demon - Do tu wish to send troops to attack gate?
Demon King - First eliminate closest camp of enemy.
Mare Demon - As tu wish my majesty.

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Closest camp
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Soldier #1 - Kids are our noblr killers, well we are dead

Soldier #2 - Why kids are in army.

Lightning - I like how people react to us... I really enjoy this fully.
Darkness - We sit here and wait for commands...
Whiteheart - Better for us...
*Explosion happens*
Bluewave - Medical bay...
Soldier...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:50 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The rest of the ponies that were going to work on the tracks arrived in different vehicles.

Jeff: Okay, I removed the bad rails while we were waiting for you. Nopony is in the signal tower, so Percy is operating the switches. Let's lay down the new rails, put in new spikes, then add the ballast. Everyone ready?
Railroad Ponies: Yes.
Jeff: Great. Let's get to work.
Railroad Ponies: *Moving adelante, hacia adelante in a machine that lays down new rails*

It set down the new rails, and as a lever was pulled, spikes were put in...
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posted by Canada24
"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.

"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" dicho Rover, the lead Diamond dog.

"I'm not the one who got out smarted por a little filly" Ganger mocked.

"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.

"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. We might have a way to change tu back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs oro in order to work" Rover told.

"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. tu in o not!?" Rover cried.

"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.